Skiing VS. Sex

equinn

equinn

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So a friend of mine told me that "like skiing more than sex" and I didnt know how to answer. I think it may be true. What is NS's thoughts? (peeing in her but is sex)

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13579570:Mingg said:
Skiing is better on a pow day

Sex is better with a hooker
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you seem to have an obsession with male prostitutes, not the first time ive seen you post about them

that being sad i charge only 20$ an hour
 
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I would prefer Skiing every single time since after sex (if it inst with your SO) you gotta tell them to get out of your place and it gets awkward since all she wants to do is stay and cuddle. Also it gets really awkward when she gets your phone, opens up tinder and sees all the other girls you are talking to, then she realizes she is just another lay for you and she thought she was special, so she leaves but then blows up your phone at 3 a.m. with a 9-page text saying how You're the shallow asshole and how you won't ever find a girl, ever.
 
Ive been stuck in Columbus Ohio for the past few months and DAMN, it sucks right now. Its been in the low 70s for the past 2 or 3 days here! After 5 season at Jackson Hole, this is fucking killing me! I grew up skiing Wisconsin, so the midwest scene has a spot in my heart and I want to check out the local hill here!

#prayforcold
 
13579810:japanada said:
Ive been stuck in Columbus Ohio for the past few months and DAMN, it sucks right now. Its been in the low 70s for the past 2 or 3 days here! After 5 season at Jackson Hole, this is fucking killing me! I grew up skiing Wisconsin, so the midwest scene has a spot in my heart and I want to check out the local hill here!

#prayforcold
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Uhhhhhhh

I think you're in the wrong thread bud
 
13579732:GregFlik said:
I would prefer Skiing every single time since after sex (if it inst with your SO) you gotta tell them to get out of your place and it gets awkward since all she wants to do is stay and cuddle. Also it gets really awkward when she gets your phone, opens up tinder and sees all the other girls you are talking to, then she realizes she is just another lay for you and she thought she was special, so she leaves but then blows up your phone at 3 a.m. with a 9-page text saying how You're the shallow asshole and how you won't ever find a girl, ever.
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I thought you were gay?
 
13579823:SammyDubz said:
Uhhhhhhh

I think you're in the wrong thread bud
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Motherfucker

Skiing and a decent or better day for sure. Pow pow is way better than sex. Unless it either wild and kinky as hell.
 
13579886:McNoche said:
For some reason I thought you said something about it in the 'Gus is gay' thread.
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Nope, I prefer women, nothing wrong with loving who you love regardless of sex, but for me its women.
 
a lot of variables here.

1. what type of ski day.

-a normal average day < sex

-powder day > sex

2. what type of girl.

-drunk ratchet < skiing

-your first asian > skiing

-your girlfriend < skiing

- your friends girlfriend > skiing
 
Lot of variables. If its a pow day im going skiing 9 out of 10 times. Also obviously depends on who the girl is. If its a normal day of skiing and its a smoking hot girl I'd prob go with that just because I ski so much whats an average day off
 
It really depends on who you are. Do you put either the "doggy" or the "style" into doggystyle? ... and also if your on the east or west coast.
 
13579567:NYager said:
AH I blew it

I'd rather have sex

Than I would ski on snowflex

Deforestation
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I'd get in them ribs

early morning before jibs

then its time to ski

I would rather ski

than get up in your gush-i

for you are ugly

will your grind my rail

while i slide upon your slopes

please ski on my face

I am a patron

to the sex and jib nation

but I'm bad at both

I'd love to traverse

over to your back bowl

and bomb down your chute

Gapers are better

to encounter on the slopes

than under her wears

I havent a clue

how to descend your incline

so many grass spots

Where are tan lines best?

on your face, upon your breast?

Hey! those are wind burns!

We're looking down on Wayne's basement

but thats not Wayne's basement

isn't that weird?
 
Sex only last like 10 minutes, then you have to cuddle and get a face full of hair and shit, and lay there and do nothing
 
13579950:dadi said:
Rails are dangerous but has a rail ever broken your heart?
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damn, going deep here. On the real, after last winter here in WA I would chose not to have sex all year if it guaranteed a good winter.
 
Too many variables.

What if you had to choose between no more sex or no more skiing?

And i mean no more sex at all, only you and your hand. And no more skiing at all, no summer setup nothing.

I dont actually know wtf id choose. Id probably go for skiing by impulse and regret that shit hella
 
13580482:McLS said:
Too many variables.

What if you had to choose between no more sex or no more skiing?

And i mean no more sex at all, only you and your hand. And no more skiing at all, no summer setup nothing.

I dont actually know wtf id choose. Id probably go for skiing by impulse and regret that shit hella
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I mean...porn does replace sex way better than ski videos replace actual skiing.

But yea it would still be horrible to actually have to make this decision.
 
A wise human once told me "you can have everything you want in this life, but you can't have it all at the same time"
 
13580286:WVskiing said:
Sex only last like 10 minutes, then you have to cuddle and get a face full of hair and shit, and lay there and do nothing
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Uh, I think you might be doing it wrong. Or, at least there's room for improvement.

For me, if it's been six months since sex, that's merely unfortunate. Six months since skiing, and I'm a drooling, miserable semblance of a human.

To be fair, though, skiing is a whole category, whereas sex is only part of the whole love category. Maybe it'd be better to compare moguls to sex. Or powder to cuddling.

I'd be way curious to see what this thread would look like in Lady Gabber.
 
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