skiing v.s. gummy worms

what have gummy worms ever done for you? its weired though my girlfriend cant go around without a pack of them or bears or jolly rancher gummies or some other form of candy.

 
If you eat too many dino sour eggs in one day, your tongue gets an actual chemical burn on it.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
haha, yah i believe gummy worms are a fat-free food. also, why can't you ski and eat gummy worms at the same time?

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'Do it for N*sync.'

-Jamin
 
this guy at my school has a fetish with gummy worms.

he will put half a pack in his mouth, fucking slime them all up, then spit them out, and mash them into a big ball and put them in his pocket.

im not shitting you at all.

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
yeah, once i ate 3 packs of shock tarts, and my tounge was burning so bad at the end of the day.

 
wait til she has kids....then she will get supa fat and she will still be eating gummy bears and you'll be on NS making a post asking the other NSers for help on how to get your obese girlfriend off of candy before she explodes.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
haha, that is awsome!

'I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.'

~Official Ninja Website
 
fuck gummy bears sour patch kids all the way

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
sour patch kids rule all else

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
swedish fich bitches...and its gummy bears that got me kicked out of ski club for life...so i guess im eating candy all winter now

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
all of the 5 cent candy in Canada rules.

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
I bought 5 lbs of gummy bears for $5, and then ate all of them within a week with a little help from my friends.

 
yeah trolli sour worms are the bomb. if you eat too many sour patch kids your fucking tounge will bleed. props to swedish fish too

Crashin' with Passion'
 
JELLY BELLY jelly beans are the best candy ever to be passed down to humans from some very advanced speices

Crashin' with Passion'
 
mm friend and i bought like 10 pounds of gummy worms at school today, whiped them out of their entire stock, good stuff. great for skiing and stuff too

-Grant

I love El Niño
 
i think were gonna have to just leave this one at GUMMI being the greatest thing ever! where would we be without gummie i ask you? well, we would all be in trees flinging our own crap at one another that where! so lets give thanks for the all mighty gummie....damn i need some gummi!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
Gummie's a jerk, I hope it gets run over by a bus. In fact, i hope i'm driving that bus.

Superman (shh, don't tell anyone!)
 
gummy bears give me the shits

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
 
Jellybellys rock! they have so many flavours! The popcorn one taste like butter! hahahahah.

 
i cant remember the last time i licked skiis and stuck them to the ceiling of my spanish room...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
i like worms, costco all the fuckin way

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
sour patch kids all the way

ProudEST Member of the Hobum Posse

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'Whoa, Im Keanu' - Sammy_D

 
haribo gummie bears are the best.

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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
 
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