skiing superstitions

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Freeskifro

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Yeah so, my friend thinks he skis way better if he really has to crap and he holds it in. I on the other hand think I ski better right after I do some low altitude bombing. Do any of you guys do odd things to phsyche yourselves into skiing good?

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smoke a joint on the first chair up. ritual me and my buddys got. we call it wake and bake.

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i dont think you guys came up with wake and bake. thats nothing new there. but yeah me and my friends always roadie on the way to the hill

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i wasnt claiming it. i dont think we made it up either. we just did it one day and never stopped. we got wake and bake from somewhere else and just dubbed it that.

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I have a whole routine in the morning. I usually drive to the mountian wearing flip flops, so it's hat/helmet, goggles, right sock, right boot, left sock, left boot, jacket, gloves, and a redbull on the lift. I don't know if it helps or not, but things never go right if I don't do things in that order.

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I always put of my left stuff first (sock, shoe, boot, ski, glove, pole) and take off the right one first (with the exception of skis). Stupid superstition I've had for years.

 
I alaways say perace to who ever is at the top of the jump befoer I drop

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i always wear ALL of my ski gear on the way up the mt. it doesnt do shit, its just easier

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i have a 'left and right' ski

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i intensly wax it before i go up..... i mean.. ya.. i wax my skis..

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I would think that most everyone cleans their pipes before they head out. It clears the mind so you can be 100% completely focused on skiing.

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I always listen to green day before I ski. they're not even my favorite band, I just started doing that one day and had an awesome day, so I've been doing that ever since.

 
I always just go in the boot room and blast Darkest Hour and be an asshole to people, it puts me in a good mood. And if I'm not working, I smoke bowl on the way up, and regarlessly I always listen to either Darkest Hour or The Misfits.

 
There is a giant sign that says warning before the terrain park and naturally i always go to the left of it to get in... so i always used to do it just incase it was unlucky to go on the other side but one day i got forced over by some snowboarders when i was skiing to it so i just said screw it and went to the right and that run i fell backwards on the curve rail and fractured a growth plate, tore a ligament, and chipped a bone haha it was the last time i ever went on the right side of that sign

 
i burn lite ciggaretes on my nipples then start punching myself in the face.

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harvey, harvey, harvey. cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me?

 
for aerials i have some superstitions

stuff like never walking on this certain step, unbuckling my helmet when i land, even though there isn't a right and left for these skis, i always am consistent with those.

some for newschool, too, just can't think

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why would you wanna have a superstition for after the jump? doesnt do much good there

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music gives some super extra strength! listening to the best trance/rap/rock really gives more power to go bigger. and chicks..they motivate a lot.

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i always drink a redbull or 2... and listen to a song on the chairlift up.

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Ah my friend has this superstition than he must not say or think 'It's my last jump' at the end of the day, cause if he does he's going to bail.

As for me, I've got to listen to good music before going skiing, or I might get stuck for the whole day with an annoying tune in my head. One day, my gf put Madonna's Like a Prayer in the car and at the end of the day I was about to whack my head with my ski, trying to get the song out of my head. Hearing Madonna sing in your head before jumping is NOT a good idea.

 
in the car: Blow the big 4-way stop sign, if you do it going over 60, it'll be a good day.

Throw out all the garbage you can find in the car at the indian reserve, then tune into the indian radio station and listen to some pow-wow music.

on the hill: chew gum and eat spitz at the same time.

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i would have to say its when i put my skis on i have to make sure my boots have absolutely no snow on them or my skis will fly off, the one time i forgot i disastered on to are box and had a huge clump of snow under my boot so my ski just flew off and i slammed right on my butt, the wurst thing was someone got it on film but it was pretty funny because it didnt hurt

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i dont put my wallet in my back pocket. one time i had it in my back pocket and i landed on my ass and my ass hurt for like a week. now i from skiing ive got this habit to never put anything in my back pockets

-jason-

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schlonginator, I have a left and right ski too. Mainly because the edges just feel right.

But other than that, I usually put on my boots / helmet / touque / gloves / goggles and whatever in the locker room while standing up.

Also, if I don't wear my Rossi ski socks I get shin bang.

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i have to wear the same shorts and socks for all my comps, and the one time i didnt wear my socks i didnt bad

-erikolson
 
u sually jerk off coming up to it and for a good day to happen id usually have to crash pretty hard at some point...i crashed a lot this past season

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I have a right and a left ski only because I have shitty salomon bindings that stay on better depending which boot is in which binding.

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