'Skiing Sucks!'

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we've all heard it: 'skiing is lame' 'snowboarding is better', 'skiing is for old people'. what are some ways that you guys respond to the everyday steryotypes that our sport gets? What are some of your best comebacks?

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
I smile and take a ride through the park/pipe. then they usually shut the fuck up. if not I smile and crack them in the face with my ski pole.

then scrap the rest of their friends as they try to get their boots out of their bindings to try to kick my ass. bastards

give me 2 days and Ill be able to do anything better then anybody who has ever done it.

Proud member of the HoBum posse
 
take another puff off the blunt you are smoking, then you will forget what the snowboarders said, and kill it with the steez you got. they can suck a dick.

One day I was walking by, with a walkman on

when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.

so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.

i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.

its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck

right next to a humoungus truck,

in a two car garage.

 
My favorite: Skiing is gay!

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Andrew

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program

 
exactly, hit the bong and then go throw a fuckin huge allyoop flat 5 and see if they aren't your best friend after that...

'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
but when ur not in the park and someone is just talkin to you or somethin, i dont think ur gonna punch them out, what do you say, not what do you do

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Got Yoohoo?
 
tell them to stop talkin shit until you have a chance to prove yourself....

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
this girl was talking shit to me about it and i said 'bitch, i got sponsors off the hizzle' then she shutup and started sucking

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
I laugh because of their ignorance and don't worry about it. I know quite simply snowboards cannot generally go as big as skiers, their tricks dont look as good and most of the shit talkers are posers anyway who could never back it up

 
it appears that you're the one who is ignorant

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
if they're wearing a helmet i'd smack em in the back of the head with my pole... ...than snake him next jump (with or without helmet). cause anyone that ignorant don't have too many friends to back em up on the hill.

Darryl Hunt

come back pikachu
 
tell em to suck your balls

Jesusjr.com

The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
Those guys are still in the past. I remember them from 2 years ago, and just provokin fights with every skier that goes into the park. Usually ppl that diss aint better then what they're dissin. You don't have to prove ureself, because the best skiers are allready better then the best snowboarders. We can do pretty much everything that a boarder can do times 2.

sarcasm is a wonderful thing
 
you want to meet by boot?

Bitch, if you clean the floor good enough, I'll let you polish my knob.
 
I just say 'youre ugly' or something really stupid. Then after that they go down the hill try a 180 and fall. Then the snowboarders that are good just don't make fun of me.

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
Right on. It's usually the Joeys and kids who suck who try to wage war. Most snowboarders or skiers who are any good are respectful towards each other. Otherwise, they're just dicks no matter what they ride.

Oh yeah, my favorite quote because it's actually funny - 'Skiing if for fat little kids.' -RIDE snowboards

Cheers

'Son, in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, but how drunk you get.'
 
i was riding a bus listening to one of my 'friends' talking about how he destroyed some kids jump before they were finished, i called him a fag for doin it and he was like 'what' so i told them if someone did that to me id shove a pole up their ass, he was wonderin why i would b carrying a pole, i told him i was a skier and he said 'if ur a skier what r u doin building a jump ne way'

therell always b gay ppl like that, u just ignore them or smack em.

 
tell him if he makes one more comment he'll boardin with three boots on, two on his feet and one up his ass...

Team Sofa King Amazing

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
I say - Wanna have some fun? Then I start climbing a big ass peak that snowboarders have to take their boards off. i'm used to hiking, so i wait for them at the top, if they come at all. Then, i just ski down, making nice long turns that look cool. Then, i wait at the bottom for as long as it takes the boarders to get down. Then i say something along the lines of, 'Did you fall coming down? Cause i could've sworn you took that whole face head first!' If they don't fall, then do something harder. Or you could just throw a 360 linkin loop with a mute grab.

WA skiers are cool. I'm a WA skier. I'm cool. You know, Washington apples are cool too. . .
 
if im off mountain, i usually say somethin like possibly 'fuck you' or 'hah'... if im on mountain then its like follow me,and i hike up to some steep shit... that goes with people like at school who think that they are sooo good a snowboarding, i throw out a challenge and they accept then they are like 'holly shit' and i laugh... and then ski... wow, hmmmm

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
 
ski boots are more painful than snowboard boots. just kick em. and we have poles too. great for jabbin eyes out. then there is the whole showing em up thing too. it can work, but is less violent, so I try tavoid it.

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
well, i have something to say about this, im not gonna be happy when its the other way around and we have tones of posers who wanna ski ('because its the cool thing to do'). im guessing this will eventually happen in the future as skiing gets more popular. right now, i kinda like its more underground industry. it does kinda bug me when some ppl know shit about newschool skiing, and theyre basing their judgements on 10 yr old warren miller films, but i try to not let it get to me, because theyre the ones missing out.

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
what can i say, skiings for little fat kids.....

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
I say meh. it doesn't matter. if they're close minded liek that then why would you even want to know them. And posers make the world go 'round. People who go out and buy the newest equiment every year and just sit in the park are supporting the snowboard industry. The people who are 'good' are probably poor and maybe sponsored. And low level sponsored riders don't actually support the industry. They get free shit. I can't wait till there are more people ready to pay regular price for twin tips, that'll mean more people will get some free shit. oh yeah... SKIING SUCKS.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
i just say 'hey someones gotta do these tricks with some style'...

How Come the call it taking a dump when your actually leaving a dump?
 
yea, we shouldnt sterotype snowboarders on this post though, there are a lotta snowboarders who respect what us newschoolers do and where the pros and us are leading the sport, and there are the faggotie ass snowboarders who think that skiing is gay and only for the old anal-retentive people who don't want anything to do with newschoolers

 
Stick your poles by your crotch and start stroking, tell them to suck your dick then throw down.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
j-ho, if you don't give a fuck, then why the hell did u take the trouble and open the browser. Stop trying to sound cool, and shut it.

By the way, 2 planks will always be more dangerous(especially to ure balls), and harder to perfect. But at least some snowboarders think that skiing looks cool, and not too many skiers think that boarders suck, cuz there are fewer posers in skiing.(no offense to posers)

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
peta, maybe j-ho really doesnt give a shit...no prob with that..and yea its mostly the poser snowboarders that suck but then again the ads that they put out there from snowboarding drives these posers to think so..for instance that one snowboard qoute the guy said...and also a while ago there was a series of ads from another cmop too..i forgot the name but they said support the originators not the imitators and had these lil quizzes about snowbaorders and skiers...which was yea...so the cmopanies influence wat the snowboarders think, just as it does in skiing...so partly the snowboarding companies'' views make it harder for us...its just the lil snowboarders taht believe that and then give you shit

so fuck you too
 
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