Skiing Quotes?

[Ben_Mo-Fat]

What are some good/funny/true/clever skiing quotes? For example, "If you don't do it this year, you'll be one years older when you do." - Warren Miller

"When in trouble, tuck for a double."

 

[RimJobber]

My ankles are broken. - T Hall

 

[BlackCupid]

"fuck you" - Steve Stepp

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

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[wreck.yoself]

"You gotta spin to win!" - LTC

 

[clive_bixby]

"Dude"

 

[Wallisch_pl]

skiing without poles is life getting a blowjob from a man, feels great until you look down and realize you're gay

also major repost

 

[kebbek]

''What is the speed for the jump?''

 

[steezywannabeezy]

Where do they put all the snow in the summer?

 

[act.resist]

"I hate sticky rails"

 

[Ricky.]

"+k"

"repost"

"cool story hansel"

"bump"

 

[whoa-dere]

mine is smooth

 

[act.resist]

stahp

 

[Stickity]

i'm the best skier on the mountain

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

Where do they put the moguls in the summer?

 

[doyle.]

"Just ski down there are jump off of something for crying out loud" - Shane McConkey