Skiing Quotes

"If i could change one thing about skiing I would make it exactly like it was before snowboarding was invented."

-Glen Plake

"I ride fat twins"

-tee shirt
 
"Over

time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive

for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything,

everyday I'm out there." - Pep Fujas
 
do you really need to have it spelled out ?

the "box" is a vagina. the "nosepress" is a metaphor for oral pleasure on the said vagina. the "rail" is a penis and the "lipslide" is a metaphor for fellatio. now, the interesting part is that boxes and rails are things you can jib (which means perform various skiing stunts) on. And to top it off, lipslides and nosepresses are stunts that can be performed on those said objects, hence the clever word game and the laugh it causes. If this didn''t help you... then I guess only god can.
 
haha and then...

" It was like dynamite packed into them"

and then...

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN...AHHHHHHH

camera man down below: "his ankles are broken...someone help"
 
hahahaha i didnt need THAT in depth of an explanation, the vagina isnt really a goddamn box... and i sure as hell dont know why id stick my nose in it.
 
i know its in it..but its just in the beginning cause its an ad for stand strong again, thus it is not part of the actual movie "ski porn"
 
true.

but foilskier1080x i think thats daves name, has my ski porn and needs to give it back. dave you fucker gimme it back!!
 
"Me and papa, build jump, in yard, back of house. I like to catch the big air. Every year I go bigger and bigger, and I go higher and higher. I could have died you know." -JF Cusson from bonus in 1242

 
"Fear is merely an overabundance of adreneline."

"wide stance, tight pants, fat skis, skinny bitches" ~Seanpistol I think...
 
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