Skiing Quotes

ButteredToast.

ButteredToast.

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I've already searchbarred this junk and i couldn't find any good quotes. I want some for facebook or myspace or some junk like that.
 
Someone posted this one a while back:

"It wouldn't fall on you if you couldn't handle it." -Tanner Hall

 
"there are many thing's in life i want to live to regret"

-anonymous

"if you don't do it this year, you'll be a year older when you do" (something along the lines of that)

-warren miller
 
BROKE...My ankles are broken...My ankles are broke...His ankles are broken...I got broken ankles...He's coming for ya...ahhhhhhhhhhh
 
"nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome"

-great quote by seth morrison. or my super long one by pep

i'm surprised EP doesn't have some epic quotes you'd think he would
 
"Skiing without poles is like getting head from a dude, it feels really cool, until you look down and realize your gay."

"skiing is way easier than thinkin of nothing." - Eric Pollard about doing yoga



"skiing backwards is good because you can see where you have been" - Clause Obermeyer
 
not a quote but

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35, 1 to do it, 2 to do it better, and the rest to sit on the landing

i chuckled
 
your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. or doubt. or gravity. Stomp his ass.

From someones sig.
 
The correct answer is:

5 - one to hold the lightbulb and the other 4 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin!

BAM
 
Skiings fucking gay bro id rather go snowboard then ride dirt bikes with my f150 with a DC sticker on the back, tilted just to show i dont give a fuck. \m/
 
1.

Long days in the park and countless

attempts to stay on the thing. It

is not about winning or medals or

honour. Become as one with the

kicker, create perfect moves in the

air and land properly after jumping

the ‘Big Air’, these

are the things that make you really

happy in the evening.

2.

You put on your boots, click into

your bindings, dust the snow off

your skis, and head out for the

chair, and it doesn't matter

that you failed a test, didn't

get the girl, or that your life is

on a one way trip down the shitter,

your world is right for the next

couple of hours!
 
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