Skiing quotes

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foodisfun

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anyone know any good skiing quotes i can write in people's yearbooks, and they won't know what im talking about because no one in my school skis

 
"I ride fat twins"

they'll just think you're into that sorta thing

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

freeheellife.com

*Northeast*
 
"ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
haha thats great

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ya shut up^

but you could have drop cliffs not bombs

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
" you have to remember that we are making ski movies, not curing erectile dysfunction."

Freedle Coty

" Lame is the way to go"
 
heres a lame one ( i got it off one of those calanders that u peel a page off evry day)

an expert skier counts the days he skiied, a real skier counts the days he missed

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damn you. stealing my sig that i stole from someone else. *shakes fist*

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums
/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=16675&
start=150 ^Wisdom teeth and Constipation^

 
I HAVe that same calendar. but i threw away that one so i cant find out what date it was.

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
"Go that way, realy, realy fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

life is too short to have any regrets
 
A bad day of skiing is better than a good day of anything else.

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high north session 3!!
 
go huck yourself

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry... You're gona have a bad time"

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
The Signal.

*Shaking Hands and Head at the same time*

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
definately from Better Off Dead - classic 80's movie with skiing intertwined into the plot

life is too short to have any regrets
 
HAHAHAHAHA

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
umm.. what happened to make him say that?

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
"skiing without poles is like getting head from a guy. it feels cool but then u look down and realize, you're gay"

i think i ripped that from someones sig

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he ritch like me?
 
shouldnt it be the other way around, like 'if u french fry when ur supposed to pizza, ur gonna have a bad time"

im a ski instructor so i think id know.

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yeah u fucked that one up, other way around

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
just go through all of your FREEZE magazines and look at the overheard part. there are so many good quotes there, like chris collins saying "'be careful' is my middle name"

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
or u can sub in "skiing without poles" with "skiboarding"

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Skiing: longtime supporters of vertical hills and horizontal women

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless Communists.

Member of the association agaisnt clubs
 
or u can sub in "skiing without poles" with "skiboarding"

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yeah, heres another one:

matter can neither be created nor destroyed, but if it drops out of the picket of a ski jacket anywhere on the slopes, it will disappear forever.

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
 
Seriosuly draw a stick figuring doing th signal

There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid
 
another one I like, from a Jackson Hole poster:

"Not all dreams are about sex"

life is too short to have any regrets
 
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.'' -CR Johnson

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high north session 3!!
 
its been said but for sure....."if u pizza when your supposed to french fry, yer gonna have bad time"

yay skiing

 
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