Skiing pick-up lines

[MCRENtalgang]

i have found that shouting my instagram handle/ snapchat at "the hunnies," as the kids call them, is not a reliable method of, respectfully, getting any... what are y'all's filthiest pickup lines... feel free to call me thirsty

 

[270on420out]

Can I wreck my shuttle bus into your ski lodge?

 

[SammyDubz]

lipslide my donkey dick?

 

[altie29]

just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

hey baby are you jon olson? because you're beautiful

 

[Mingg]

just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob

can confirm. works every time.

 

[Deepskier]

can confirm. works every time.

Ill nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.

 

[riddsicle]

yo baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat

 

[CashForToast]

I'M GUNNA PEE IN YER BUTT.

 

[TheSmokinL]

just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob

this ^^

 

[powderdrunkie]

Fondle uh in the gondola? Or the grope tow?

 

[DirtYStylE]

1. Stand next to chairlift.

2. Yell Single

2. Yell SINGLE!!! This time much louder.

3. Continue yelling, increasing the volume each time.

4. Finally someone will let you ride the lift with them.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!

 

[ianrich511]

I'm the best skier on the mountain.

 

[Lonely]

I'm the best skier on the mountain.

No your not

 

[ianrich511]

No your not

Ok kiddo.

 

[corona]

No your not

he's not. because I'm the best skier on the mountain.

 

[HairyCox]

I'm the best skier on the mountain.

he's not. because I'm the best skier on the mountain.

He is not because check the pic

 

[tac0.slayer]

Do you have a twin, because I have two tips....

 

[ballsagna]

lipslide my donkey dick?

damn this is perfect

 

[Lus146]

Take your top off.

 

[taylor_gang]

"Hey"

 

[chacha33]

"Just follow me in i know how much speed you need for the second jump"

20% of the time it works every time

 

[Skier_75]

So I see you're in the singles line

 

[Slush]

Do you have a twin, because I have two tips....

This is darn good

 

[robbinJAHood]

"Just follow me in i know how much speed you need for the second jump"

20% of the time it works every time

This would 100% work for me

 

[hot.pocket]

"Hey gurl ask me if I'm a pro"

"Are you a pro?"

"Yes, yes I am"

Done and done works every time.

 

[MCRENtalgang]

Do you have a twin, because I have two tips....

easily the best one but getting no recognition

 

[tac0.slayer]

easily the best one but getting no recognition

Getting all the hunnies is enough recognition for me.

 

[stickerman]

easily the best one but getting no recognition

this

 

[vailsux.com]

"lets go skiing"