SKIING OR SEX

head is head. doesnt matter if its from a guy or a girl. it would feel the same. just close your eyes and try not to touch the beard
 
It ain't even a question. Sking's dope, but I'd much rather tap a piece of tail. People that say sking, well I'm sorry you either suck at it or just aint gettin a good piece.
 
if im without my girl and sex isn't happening for a few weeks then sex, but if my gf hooks me up when i need it, skiing is where ill be found
 
Miss twin tips, ur really weird... U post random shit, not that ur topics arent good but.... ur sooo serious about it "later gator" or i dont think so? u monitor ur threads and are... i guess u could say strict about the response u get... hahaha just thought id put that out there....
 
"i'd leave a man in bed if the powder was good" (eh, i think i might have messed up that quote but its off the top of my head so w. ev) but yeah skiing before sex cause i dunno about u guys but i get tired after sex, jp
 
Fuck sex.

Skiing all the way.

That crazy feeling you get just before you're about to huck a huge new hit. Kinda like psycho butterflys and a sick adrenaline rush at the same time with the music pumping in your ears maching down the tranny so into the snow and your boards. Then having it kick you out and just floating there that slow surreal state, just pumped, 30 feet up in the air throwin your craze.

Or having your legs burn after that mellow powder run. Ripping down a gnar powder line floating down the run at a hundred miles an hour with snow spraying everywhere, a blanket of champagne pow. When you've found your rythm and are linking a perfect line any bad karma and stress is left on the slope.
 
fuck, i havent even had sex. maybe i shouldn't be skiing and on newschoolers so much, maybe then i could get laid.
 
me and pep go on an urban adventure all day. then i come home to a steak dinner and me and sara burke make sweet sweet love all night long
 
i think it depends like if whistler just got 4 feet of fresh dry pow obv. skiing but if its like a shitty mountain with hard packed granular... sex duh
 
it all depends on the weather. sick pow pow over pink pussay anyday. but shitty groomers and shit sex most likeley. unless its super sunny and nice and ive got lots of pot to smoke
 
I did make your mom, sister, and girl get wet at the same time though.

And remember that "Mid Mountain Rapist" scandal a few years back? Yeah, that was Lateralis.
 
ok enough, first of all skiing is the best thing in the world, but sex is the best thing on earth.

ahhahahaha

come to think of it i think this thread has gotten about a 50/50 result

ask me i think one is just as good as the other

let it snow , let it snow, ...

tis the season to be jolly

and i dont mean xmas, but ski season...
 
I would rather ski, and the times when I've had the choice of hanging with a girl, ro skiing... I've always choosen skiing.

It took awhile for my last girlfriend to get the idea that nothing came before skiing in my life, except for family.
 
It really depends, I'll never again have a girlfriend that doesn't ski, cause I'll always choose skiing over spending time with her...which leads to no sex.

But, the conditions, of both the girl and skiing are the variables. If it's a sweet powder day, skiing is the choice I'll make, but I'd take a day of sex over a day of skiing crud anytime.
 
now I like skiing just as much as any other gal...two sleek, long, hard, tipped wood planks to plant myself on and ride until my legs give out...just gives me shivers.

but a lubed cock feels alot better in the tang than a sharp edged, waxed prophet.
 
one time some kid told me "go have sex with your skis" and he was serious cause he was mad and i simply said "ok" haha he thought he was wicked funny
 
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