Skiing on skis?

Snowpeck

Snowpeck

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I’ve noticed a bunch of threads about “skiing on ........” I was wondering what you guys think about skiing on skis. Would you recommend?
 
I just get some rubber rain boots and slap some goat seamen on the base. Only down side is that you need a large suply of goat seamen. I usually just srap a goat or two to my back.

P. S Peeing in its butt makes it produce more

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2017 at 2:26:46pm
 
Would really like to try it. I went skiing on my skateboard for 8 hours and had one of the most progressive days of my life.
 
I skied on a bike today and it wasn’t that satisfying. Might have to try skiing on skis and see if I have any second thoughts about my decision.
 
13842776:Snowpeck said:
I just get some rubber rain boots and slap some goat seamen on the base. Only down side is that you need a large suply of goat seamen. I usually just srap a goat or two to my back.

P. S Peeing in its butt makes it produce more

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2017 at 2:26:46pm
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What are goat seamen? Didn't know goats knew how to navigate the seas with their ships......or did you mean semen? Oh.....
 
13843018:IsitWinterYet17 said:
What are goat seamen? Didn't know goats knew how to navigate the seas with their ships......or did you mean semen? Oh.....
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Goat seamen were privateers employed by the Spanish royal crown of Ferdinand and Isabella. The goat seamen have a very interesting history dating back to Kazakhstan where they waged naval wars against the feudal system of King Borat the Terrible. He was famous his love of green spandex and anal sex with the goats. They won the Battle of Insert Goat Pun and proceeded to eat his ass out and pee in his butt with a ferocity never seen in goats before. The Spanish crown employed these fierce naval warriors to protect the Spanish Galleons full of precious metals from the South America colonies from the English Privateers. Spain grew tired of this war and sent the "Spanish Armada" to invade England. Although the Spanish ships ships were much more Superior and had greater numbers, the English also had a trick up their sleeve. 21st century radical Islamic terrorists. Due to their ancestry of Borat the Terrible (Of Kazakhstan), the love of raw dogging it with Goats was in their blood. Once the Spanish Armada Goat seamen neared, the English fired the 21st century Radical Islamic terrorists at them. A terrorist name Aman Abdul Haran Kareem landed on the Spanish Ship called El Nacho AssHole. Being a shy one, he hid behind a barrel of salted meat and watched. His eyes settled on one goat in particular. The captain of the ship, Nacho Libre. He fought with such ferocity that he couldn't believe his eyes. Aman shivered with lust and couldn't contain it anymore. He rushed to Captain Nacho Libre and shoved his 1 in warrior into the Capitans sweet goat ass hole. He moaned with pleasure. Amans dominance of Captain Nacho Libre led to the defeat of the Spanish Goat Armada Seamen.
 
13843333:Snowpeck said:
Goat seamen were privateers employed by the Spanish royal crown of Ferdinand and Isabella. The goat seamen have a very interesting history dating back to Kazakhstan where they waged naval wars against the feudal system of King Borat the Terrible. He was famous his love of green spandex and anal sex with the goats. They won the Battle of Insert Goat Pun and proceeded to eat his ass out and pee in his butt with a ferocity never seen in goats before. The Spanish crown employed these fierce naval warriors to protect the Spanish Galleons full of precious metals from the South America colonies from the English Privateers. Spain grew tired of this war and sent the "Spanish Armada" to invade England. Although the Spanish ships ships were much more Superior and had greater numbers, the English also had a trick up their sleeve. 21st century radical Islamic terrorists. Due to their ancestry of Borat the Terrible (Of Kazakhstan), the love of raw dogging it with Goats was in their blood. Once the Spanish Armada Goat seamen neared, the English fired the 21st century Radical Islamic terrorists at them. A terrorist name Aman Abdul Haran Kareem landed on the Spanish Ship called El Nacho AssHole. Being a shy one, he hid behind a barrel of salted meat and watched. His eyes settled on one goat in particular. The captain of the ship, Nacho Libre. He fought with such ferocity that he couldn't believe his eyes. Aman shivered with lust and couldn't contain it anymore. He rushed to Captain Nacho Libre and shoved his 1 in warrior into the Capitans sweet goat ass hole. He moaned with pleasure. Amans dominance of Captain Nacho Libre led to the defeat of the Spanish Goat Armada Seamen.
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🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 literally dying right now lol wtfffffff
 
13843333:Snowpeck said:
Goat seamen were privateers employed by the Spanish royal crown of Ferdinand and Isabella. The goat seamen have a very interesting history dating back to Kazakhstan where they waged naval wars against the feudal system of King Borat the Terrible. He was famous his love of green spandex and anal sex with the goats. They won the Battle of Insert Goat Pun and proceeded to eat his ass out and pee in his butt with a ferocity never seen in goats before. The Spanish crown employed these fierce naval warriors to protect the Spanish Galleons full of precious metals from the South America colonies from the English Privateers. Spain grew tired of this war and sent the "Spanish Armada" to invade England. Although the Spanish ships ships were much more Superior and had greater numbers, the English also had a trick up their sleeve. 21st century radical Islamic terrorists. Due to their ancestry of Borat the Terrible (Of Kazakhstan), the love of raw dogging it with Goats was in their blood. Once the Spanish Armada Goat seamen neared, the English fired the 21st century Radical Islamic terrorists at them. A terrorist name Aman Abdul Haran Kareem landed on the Spanish Ship called El Nacho AssHole. Being a shy one, he hid behind a barrel of salted meat and watched. His eyes settled on one goat in particular. The captain of the ship, Nacho Libre. He fought with such ferocity that he couldn't believe his eyes. Aman shivered with lust and couldn't contain it anymore. He rushed to Captain Nacho Libre and shoved his 1 in warrior into the Capitans sweet goat ass hole. He moaned with pleasure. Amans dominance of Captain Nacho Libre led to the defeat of the Spanish Goat Armada Seamen.
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get this on wikipedia see how long it takes to be taken down
 
13842776:Snowpeck said:
I just get some rubber rain boots and slap some goat seamen on the base. Only down side is that you need a large suply of goat seamen. I usually just srap a goat or two to my back.

P. S Peeing in its butt makes it produce more

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2017 at 2:26:46pm
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This guy fucks
 
Never tried it on skis; sounds pretty gay tbh, I have tried it on bindings and it was pretty fun. would recommend
 
13843949:Snowpeck said:
they took it down in a matter of seconds. Seems like the US media doesn't want the truth to come out
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You should do it, screen shot it and post here. This is absolutely hilarious
 
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