skiing, obviously easier than snowboarding

mommy

mommy

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in the world of skiing, no name local kids are throwing 450s on rails, switch rodeo 7s, 1080s, whatever. how many no name snowboarders out there are doing shit like this? none. skiing is obviously for little girls with warped vaginas.

 
mommy, you have a warped vagina

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
^ obviously in a crisis because he devoted part of his life participating in a sport that requires close to no skill.

 
^ obviously some crazy low self esteem problem , has to rag on every human on this website.

*****-CCR-*****
 
snowboards = harder to spin

skis= harder not to look awfully gay

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
this is a sking website pissoff

maybe skiers are just more talented then you

o ya

posers / followers =snowboarders

 
dude mommy will own you whenever, you think you know but you have no idea

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
i could own this entire site in the blink of an eye, with the exception of lat, phrosty, yamatom, and a few others.

 
since the pourpose of this thread was to piss off people who care too much about what others think. for instance i think mommy doesnt actually believe what he is saying, although it does make some sense. FUCK SKIING ITS WAY TOO EASY ALL YOU PUSSY SKIERS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW COOL SNOWBOARDING IS YOU FUNKING FAGOTOOTASS.. ps mommy would own you man, dont even try

thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
 
if mommy coudl own me at a rap battle he woudl attmept it but hesfrightened by the challeneg , you got shookc , you SHOOK

*****-CCR-*****
 
huckster, fuckster, cock luster. i will make mintsmeat out of you. i will pump your anus so full of cum your shit will look likes it laminated when it comes out.

 
physcic skier, more like anal pee-er.

drops nuts on babies stomachs likes its what he was born to do.

he hates every race but his, spic, negro or jew.

phsycic skiers reads boys minds to find out how long there cocks are.

phsycic skiers steps on land-mines just so hot sargents comfort his penis.

l8r

 
pavesi, guzzling cum like a pansy.

mowing down cocks like john deere mows down grass.

he suckles on sacks and he plugs up ass.

 
I can't believe people have time to post messages just to get a rise out of the kiddies. Nothing else better to do than come onto a ski web site and rip on skiing? They're both about having fun and killin it in the mountains. Grow up and get over the divide.

 
mommy stop being such a fucktard act ur age unless ur a little girly who gets her thrills out of dissing people on the ns

 
haha i learnt how to snowboard in a week, my little brother doesn't even snowboard but we can both do big rails.

Snowboarding= hard for first two days

Skiing= easy for three years, but you still suck dick after three years

mommy= obviously doesnt know what he's talking about

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
 
peaice of shit in trainnig , ill teach you some lessoins on rappin, too bad you think itsl iek crapping , i shoudl just fuckin do some stabbin, ON YOU.

lamintaed poo? what tha fuck you talkin about yeh god damn foool? yo its cool i know your just a tool. you threaten me? my boys be prepping me, my cats be reppin me, and dawg im ready, for the rap battle, of the century. bitch.

*****-CCR-*****
 
yo pavesilaaa shut up fool , mommy is cool, sometimes he rules.

but his raps are lame , i read it, its way too tame.

im lyrical and shit, and your rhymes are twisted, like a twizzler your shit is filler, nothing is killer and you fall like you ainst gangsta for riller

*****-CCR-*****
 
mop me, knob, flee

you aint got nothin on this ( holds shirt up gnagsterly)

im done for the night homedog , i have ot get on the hoemwokr , yeh dig? nice battling witch'you , ya you cool. yo aint no tool , i be foolin, yo crystal cool like a superb jewel. foolin with the kids dat rules dis websites. ya checked it. props homie

*****-CCR-*****
 
Yo deese boyz, they got curdasee, dey be rockin me, and rockin da streets wid deir brewed and backed techniques and beats. Dey know what respect is, kno how to keep a neck slit, and most of all, they got balls and know to give props.

-Michael Lifshitz-

Jibberishradical

www.absoluteskishop.com
 
to mikee...

only 14 but his bodys like a man.

chistle cut abs and arms, lightly toasted tan.

buzzed pubes and lush cock, hangs about 7 inches.

i want to undress his butt, and give it some sassy pinches.

 
word^

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
to MOMMY- you said this to huckster...huckster, fuckster, cock luster. i will make mintsmeat out of you. i will pump your anus so full of cum your shit will look likes it laminated when it comes out....

you are saying you would rape his anus? sick dude, just sick....and who has rap battles on a skiing forum. good grief...

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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
 
skiings all about havin freestyle rap battles ,killa

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
mommy, snowboarding has so many talented groms because it has so many groms. Sure only 1 out of 20 snowboard groms are any good, but there are so many of them that you wind up with tons of kids who are unreal.

_______________

freeskiing.com, before you ever rag on newschoolers

I hate moguls.
 
to mommy:

Your eyes pierce me like a knife through flesh

your lips stun me like a gun set to fun

Your tears hurt me like the sun when I forget to put my sun tan lotion on.

And last but not least, your tongue flushes me like i just took a big dump and i know itll be a while till I get another one.

-Michael Lifshitz-

Jibberishradical

www.absoluteskishop.com
 
well i'd have to say your wrong cuz i've been skiing most my life tried snowboarding once and was doing 180s and almost 3s by the end of the first day so i'd say that snowboarding is easy as shit and infact i'll probably be able to do rails if i snowboard a second time!

M~M~C

Work is like anti-hippie spray; they stay the fuck away from it

 
And the point of this is? U people scare me. Neither sport is easier, it depends on your physiology and your background. Some people will be better at skiing, others at snowboarding.

'Growing Young'
 
sometimes when i ski, i feel warm pee, and i say gee, i drank to much tea, i bought my girl friend a g....string...for her birthday (she dumped my ass)

Shes gonna make coats out of us!
 
i havent been on the forums in like a year, and i cant believe how many newbies are trying to fight mommy. what a bunch of ignorant little bitches. respect your elders.

Ima tell you a story so let me have your ears,

i will tell all you nukkas this shit is for real,

you cant stop mommy hes been doin this shit for years,

so shut up bitches cuz now you know the deal!

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
peeing all day is the best when you're in the west, come by and give it a try, one day you're gonna die, minds well try, peeing in the west! (SYDDDDEEE)

 
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