Skiing is the only thing that makes me happy anymore

skierman_jack

skierman_jack

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To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,

I can spend hours learning how to read,

I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,

I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

I can lift weights until I’m sore,

but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,

I can watch a movie I like,

I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,

thinking all this as I take a shit,

I feel like a prisoner of war,

because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,

Jack
 
You become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life

-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
 
14261655:willyGG said:
This made me look over my life choices
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This also made me looks over my life reading this and now I’m sad that the season is ending soon

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 12:32:33am
 
Skiing=turning off your brain

Change my mind

14261717:WoFlowz said:
You become core when you realize skiing doesn’t really make you happy just distracted from the woes of life

-Shakespeare page 69 line 420
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Oh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
 
Drop the “good” and its perfect.

topic:skierman_jack said:
To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,

I can spend hours learning how to read,

I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,

I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

I can lift weights until I’m sore,

but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,

I can watch a movie I like,

I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,

thinking all this as I take a shit,

I feel like a prisoner of war,

because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,

Jack
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The most core shit on NS

topic:skierman_jack said:
To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,

I can spend hours learning how to read,

I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,

I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

I can lift weights until I’m sore,

but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,

I can watch a movie I like,

I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,

thinking all this as I take a shit,

I feel like a prisoner of war,

because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,

Jack
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Kinda dr. Seuss like with the simple AA BB rhythm scheme so prepare to get canceled

throw in some trap beats with hella snares and this will go hard as fuck
 
14262190:Awelterego said:
Sucks that OP can’t read these responses
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Why is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago
 
14262191:WoFlowz said:
Why is that he isn’t banned like Dolan and he isn’t stuck on the toilet he send me croc pics an hour ago
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According to his first stanza - he’s still learning how to read ??‍♂️

(also fwd the croc pics plz)

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2021 at 5:23:03pm
 
topic:skierman_jack said:
To my one true love: skiing.

I can play guitar until my fingers bleed,

I can spend hours learning how to read,

I can eat, drink, and smoke galore,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hit the highway going way too fast,

I can hit my bitches up and get some good ass,

I can lift weights until I’m sore,

but skiing’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

I can hike, I can bike,

I can watch a movie I like,

I can go on Newschoolers and try to act core,

but skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

here upon the toilet I sit,

thinking all this as I take a shit,

I feel like a prisoner of war,

because skiings the only thing that makes me happy anymore.

Love and Peace,

Jack
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Imma print out this poem and put it on my Stan mixer.
 
14261897:skierman said:
Oh look, another thread where someone is trying to pass off their 7th grade assignment as original content.
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literally scrolled down through this thread to look for your shitty comment. sure enough, skierman is always here.
 
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