skiing is gay

mommy

mommy

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im SERIOUS. ive never been MORE serious. this isnt a joke at all. the shits just gay. it takes no fucking talent at all. rollerbladers have more skill than skiers.

 
but seriously folks... skiing is easier than walking. when fucking 10 year olds start landing 1080s on skis, you have to realise that skiing isnt about strengh, balance, or stamina, its just about so called 'bravery', and its not scary landing in a pile of fresh white snow, now is it?

more later, hang on to your seats.

 
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yeah, ive done this before, but this time im serious. ive come to realise that skiing is fucking easy. its not a challenge, its just about having fun. people shouldnt be sponcered for having fun.

 
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He has a point though. If this many little kids are doing this good, all it comes down to is the people with the best facilities and the most money.

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basically skiing is like snowboarding except pussy and uncool and you cant do tricks on skis

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Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
mommy your not making me laugh anymore please start making me laugh again...

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Its a happy sport, its easy, and it takes up time. And you don't have to work hard at it to get good! Unlike foot ball where you have to work out all the time, NO FUN. Skiing, ski all the time, GOOD FUN.

 
Tmorry326, im not trying to be funny here. skiing is easy and people shouldnt be payed to do it.

 
^if you are refering to my comment, it was sarcastic

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
^^ If people can get paid to do what they love, Great. Me, I have to work at stuff I hate to get cash to ski. Sucks.

 
Its true, thats why we need to take it outta the park. How many 10 year olds can link lines and cliffs and shit together. Or just have drunk slopestyle contests, cause that would be hard.

 
yeah everyone knows football gay, but watch the movie ego and you will crap your pants, rollerbladers are doing things that you could only imagine in video games now

try to 360 on one way to some crazy sole grind on a huge double kink, to 360 switch up the other way to another crazyier sole grind, and 360 out. the gaps they are doing are unbelievable, 180s 25ft+ out of parking garages where you have to jump through a tiny space to get out. YOU FALL YOU DIE

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well it doesnt differ from snowboarding or any other sport for that matter, all it takes is balls to try it and the physical abilitites you need to do tricks are well...low. But same deal as most slightly extreme sports. A pro who throws mad trix has big balls, thats why he's a pro.

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^^^it's not that easy

but it's not that hard

it's all about balls yup but rolleblading is about balls,bmx,snowbarding,skateboarding too, wake up mommy all the 'new extreme sports' are like that.

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but even there skiing is pretty hard, I mean throwing a switch unnatural corck 9 reverse blunt is hella technical not only balls

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its the same as any profession really, you ski they vid creates a product, create revenue, creates cash in their pockets. If you were the best skiier in the world you would have a right to say this, but nope your not so shut up.

impossible is really just a lack of determination
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Flowers are for fucking pussies
get her a dozen donuts
she'll like that-NOTEEFA

You can slide I'd Rather Fly
 
If it's so easy then you should be able to get sponsored by Armada no problem and become the best. Until you do that I suggest you shut up and go start practicing because the chances of me seeing you on an Armada poster are pretty slim mommy. If you're not joking you have reached a new level of stupidity.

it's a league game smokey
 
gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhd I cant belive some of you think rollerbladings cool, because these fucker go do 'ballsy' things. Thats the reason that sport should die.

 
who does this help ?

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skiing hasnt really progressed that much yet. Pros arent THAT rediculous right now althoguh they are, but soon they will do things so insane that you cant even begin to talk shit on it. Its different throwing a 10 on some 40 footer than throwing consistent switch cork 10 blunts with perfect style on a 120 foot powder booter. And thats what we will see soon enough.

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the tough part is being the best. Of course any competent skier can ski through the pipe or a race course. Only the best can dominate everyone else. Becoming the best should be fun but difficult. Being an idiot like you is easy mommy

 
Mommy is a whore. I saw him off in the bushes paying various riders such as T Hall to allow him the priveledge of taking theirs up his ass. Now only is he a whore, he's a flamer. Avoid him at all costs.

'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
 
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