skiing is a joke

mommy ur a fuckin idot. skiing looks so much cooler, we air way the fuck higher out of the pipe. its got more fluidity. Its 7 time harder. When the fuck do u land backwards on a snowboard. Skiing is the shit

 
let me tell you all... SLAYER OWNS!!! BREGH!

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
let me tell YOU something:i am the shit.

I like it when i'm optimist and NO one is going to ruin this moment.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
haha, check out my new signature.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
i saw a snowboarder get on his buddy's arvs and do nothin, while the skier but on his friend's board and did a sweet boardslide

Latvians rock harsh
 
I think it must be that time of the month for mommy.

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
i thik someone has to do something really really good for the sport,,,,

like make a sellout video game like tony hawk did to skateboarding,

someone has to take one for the team, and make it mainstream, maybe this will fulfill your definition of cool

 
if on an off chance anyone actually thinks SBing is harder than skiing, let me put up one bit of evidence- snowskates

east coast
 
the only thing gay about skiing is retarded ass people like alpentalik and mommy, if you dont like skiing DONT SKI, and you would prolly like skiing if you were acually good mommy and alpentalik idk wtf yer problem is yer fucking sponsored theres so many people that would make the best of it and deserve it 100 times more than you do, i hope you both die cus yer ruining skiing

 
Howdy yall! Why so much negativity about these sports: skiing, snowboarding, whatever. They are both incredibly dope sports and you have got to be kidding me if you don't admire almost every snowboard video out there. I do. Basically, If your ripping on anyone, you're only trying to make yourself feel better about you're respected sport...GET OVER IT!!!

WHY SPREAD HATE WHEN YOU CAN SPREAD LOVE!!!

and MOMMY, don't say anything if you don't have anything that can help. RECOGNIZE, open you eyes!!!

 
^there you have it guys, from fujas himself. hey alpentalik, what did sterbenz think about you saying skiing was gay?

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
Maybe a lot of you took the word 'gay' too seriously. I took it to mean certain people are making it look dumb by hucking stuff with their short skis. No one said skiing was the worst thing ever.

please pass the salt
 
Mommy you are a joke. People like you make are retarded. You love something when it is 'underground'. But as soon as it become somewhat popular you hate it. That is the worst type of posuer.

Screw saving money, I want instant gratification now!

...No it's JF Cusson.

 
skiing is fun

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
man people are taknig this shit way to seriously, this aint fuckin politics just go skiing and stop bitchin about how some people are ruining the sport oe how snowboarders can do 360's

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Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
the funniest shit is how many people are taking this thread seriously and getting into arguments with mommy and alpentalik, its funny to watch though, so keep goin at it

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i had a rail setup in my yard on a snow day, and a whole buncha people were hitting it, and my friend who had never ski'd before, stuck it on his 2nd try on skis

check out the message in a ruff stylee
 
sterbenz told me to quit and that he too was quitting and was going to turn 4frnt into a tennis racket company. i also paid him 1000 dollars to send out a hit man to kill me.

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^hot damn I've been waiting to buy a pair of their skis until they branched out... Actually, I hope Mommy is happy with himself, he turned an rmy of 12-15 year olds and retards against him...

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
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why do people like you bother to sign up for this msg board if you just want to try and change our minds about the sport we all love? get bent you fag.

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'Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Fudge Is Sweet, Here's Some Fudge'

[BlueFizz | Zone X]
 
wow this thread really weeded out the newbz! skiing is played out. In 5 years, nobody will ski or snowboard at all. ski hills will turn into luge tracks. Luge = Huge. what could be more macho than two dudes in rubber suits laying on top of each other flying down a mountain at 100 kph? I'm getting a boner just thinking about it. If 4frnt turns to tennis, then so will I. I only skiied because I could get outta the house with my friends and start drinking at 7am. oh and wear neon pants with tight crotches to accentuate my 'equipment'.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
ha! BS and any way i dont give a fuck what you think. your thoughts are your problems.....Bitch

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just throw caution to the wind.

Member Since 2002-12-23

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OOHHHHHHH MYY GOD ALPENTALIK IS BACK HOLY SHIT YES... the hero has returned. oh ya, and some guy a long way back said snowboarding and skiing cross. well i think that they actually do and if your good at one your pretty good at the other too.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
i did a 5050 on my snowskate before after like no practise, if u can do a 5050 on that u can do a 5050 on a snowboard, because its, easier, and its way easier than skateboarding to because your stuck onto it

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cody is cuter
 
fuck all you, whys there gotta be a big hate between skiiers and snowboarders, we do the exact same shit, just different names. any one can put on a pair of skis and do a 3, and the same with a snowboard, but doing it with style and actully trying is a whole different thing. by the way i snowboard

 
haha. people are stupid.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
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