skiing is a joke

mommy

mommy

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i posted this before but i need to say it agian, skiing is getting gay.

im hearing this stories of shitty snowboarders trying on skis for a half hour and doing rails and 360s. makes skiing seem pretty pussy.

 
skiing is not pussy, you should be loyal to your sport and not dis it

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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
 
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explain your point of view. Why does it suck?

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then they must be fuckin athletes if they can slide rails and throw 3s in a day.......i can 50-50 a rail and throw a 360 tailgrab on snowboard and i only snowboarded seriously in Middle school......so maybe snowboarding is the pussy shit?

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
explain why skiing is getting gay cuz i love skiing

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Yea so they can do 3s off small jumps and small rails woopied doo. They then have to learn to go off 50 foot tables and 270 on to some rails. THat takes a while and dedacation, i can strap on a snowbaord in an hour do 3s and small rails.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

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this better be a joke

skiing is 10 times harder than snowboarding, no question.

i can BS rails and do 360s and i have SBed once

both my SBer friends have tried skiing and they blew, and theyre damn good athletes

mommy, i use to like you.

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first) dont ever listen to mommy

second. I snowboarded a couple of times and was instantly good at it. The sports cross over. Plus think about how easy it would be to slide a rail, if you are used to sliding sideways the entire time?

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'donna simma?'

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snowboarding is easy, i havent snowboarded in like 2 years, and i was never that good, but i got my old one out the other day, and i can do 3s, and slide rails pretty damn easy

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
neither am i. i just picked up a sweet pair of 164s. cant wait to spin a 1440 over a 10 foot table with huge x grab 180.

 
so basicly i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
this is a pointless thread really because just one person thinks its gay we all write saying no its not. pointless

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
cat sex-so hot right now

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
ppl think stuff like this cuz they dont realize that they started off skiing or something. how hard could a 5050 be? at my hill they dont have takeoffs on rails, so ppl just ride over the damn thing. its gay.

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
its true what mommy said about snowboarders trying shit. my friend travis (snowboarder) borrowed some skis and was landing perfect 3's and sliding rails. hes also tried about 4 lincoln loops.

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
Mommy's only argument was weak. Frankly, I think you know skiing isn't a joke but just did this for attention.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
i know a few stoned snowboarders who will try anything on skis, it doesnt mean they are good. they're just stoned.

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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
 
its just about being athletic.. i can do 3's on a snowboard and i dont know how to ride..same thing.

w.m.h
 
Mommy just admit it. All you own is a plastic snowboard from Walmart, and every time you try to sneak on the hill you get kicked off. I bet all the girls laugh at you, and you spend your time at home beating off to gay porn. You might as well give it up cause skiing will always rule. Tell your mom to get ready cause I'm coming over to donkey punch her ass.

Arc 'em or park 'em
 
Snowboarding isn't easy and skiing isn't easy. Even if it was...would that make it a bad sport?

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what kind of dumbass would say something like 'skiing is getting gay'?

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
i agree with mommy, and i also think that discovolante and attamoutstacheskier are dumb shits.

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you are a joke too.No,wait,a mistake,that's what you are.A one night stand mistake.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
hey, why dont you go back to spain, run with the bulls, get trampled and then die...but suffer first.

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why not just start snowboarding then if your gonna diss skiing. i bet most of the skiers on this site could throw 360s and slide rails on a board if you gave them an hour. i strapped on my friends board and was trowing 3s within a half hour

 
it wasn't for you,it was for the creator of this thread.

But yeah,you kinow every year americans die running in front of the bulls?(not only americans tho)

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
i dont care who it was for...the truth is out there

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^your sponsered by 4frnt and you think skiing is gay. way to be.

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
youre 720skiguy, 720s are lame, skiing is gay and guy is a dumb word. so what? you want to punch me through the screen?

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not all of us have the money for new skis everyyear or a mountain to get good enough at with a long season. im lucky if i get 30 skiing days i year, cuz i have to drive 30 minutes to get to my 'mountain' which is a 250 vert hill.

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
alpentalik my taint. 720s are the best trick out there. except for sloppy mctwists.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
and your point is? why dont you punch me?

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why dont we all just make out?

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
ahh fuck i did it again... disregard that last post...

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
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