skiing fuck you over?

Drail

Active member
ok... this happens all the time to me (part me being lazy, part just bad luck) - I always need money, and at the same time always wanna ski. now i always chose skiing over money (even though i needed the money to ski). over the past few years I have had some jobs, but usually quit them quickly due to skiing. had a job for a week than quit with no notice after a week and when to whistler than moved to my mom's place - never talked to them again. had another job (had it for a few months) but than they found out i skipped work to go to the Snowjam and my sister told them (stupid bitch) that I was planning on quitting when the winter came - they fired me... and now it's finally come and kicked me in the ass. I really don't have much people I can put down for referances that I can trust would say something good about me, and even if I get a job, I'll most likely quit in 3 weeks and go out to whistler (which will make it even harder than it is right now to get a job due to bad employment history)...

...FUCK! why can't people just give me money for like, skiing - my life would be so much easier.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
my restaurent NEEDS waiters...umm the place is called The Lodge on the Lake and we have a huge stuffed fish in the bar and a large wooden black named butterfly.

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
cant you just get a job flipping burgers and put down 'first job' as a reference? That would be easy enough.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
deal drugs.... or rob the 7-11...;)

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
fat chicks need love 2 darrly, it's just going to cost them a bit thats all.

P.S I currently talking offeres for a sugar momma

if your a girl and interested in supporting my acholic lifestyles while living in whistler then .talk 2 me;)

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
no offense, but you're a slacker. weigh your options; 5 pounds? 6 pounds? 7 pounds!

buckle down and get a job you lazy s.o.b.

•• what doesnt kill you makes you stronger ••

................and lose the drama
 
' fat chicks need love too, they just gotta pay'

Family guy

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Eat bleach and die.
 
I know kids that caddy almost every day and work their assoff all summer. By the end of summer they end up with about 10-20 grand american. I know it is an asswipe job but it is an option. Plus, they dont check your work record and no set minium work days or set hours. Just show up when you feel like making money. Then you could ski all winter almost no problem.

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
yeah, i caddied 1 day a week last summer and i made about 400 bucks. You get about 50 bucks every time you go.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
I double bag and make at least 80 bucks american per round!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
fuck a fat chick with your eyes closed...then with some of the money buy industrial strength paper bags...then you put noe on her face and you can have time to look around at her place..scope out her stuff

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
dude, my situation rocks, i only work after school at my local mountain (mount snow) in the winter.

-How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-10, 1 to do it and 9 to say, 'I can do that.'
 
I work all summer then dont buy anything nice, (except skis) then I have enough money to get me through the winter.

 
darryl man, focus on the task at hand...SKIING IN THE WINTER! get a job until the winter or get a job as an instructor in the winter!

[insert clever signature here]
 
better than washing dishes or flipping burgers or something like that . . . skiing is skiing

no signature
 
work all summer...ski all winter..

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
i wash dishes..but i usually get a partner and 10$ an hour

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
I'd rather filp bugers than work 4 the mountain.

Bonus =free food.

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
haha, 'whoring yourself off to fat chicks' hahaha, good ol quagmire

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
Ya dont instruct, that is a shit job and ya never make much money at it anyway. I would say just go be some construction company bitch/labourer.

Fuck, I've had like 7 differnt jobs and I've never even made a resume and have only filled out a aplication for 1 of them. I picked apples for a few summers, there is now way that you cant get that job.

You work with the biggest losers ever though, like 45 year olds with grade 8 education that cant get a better job. Ya I got the sweetest job this summer. I get $10/h for just driving around with this land surveyer digging holes and measuring shit.

 
yea, i found a job for when i get back from whistler for the summer from august till whenever i quit... so if i can't find a job within the next two weeks than i'm just gonna say fuck to whistler for the summer and just work that.

and being a ski instructor would suck ass. I wanna ski, not teach some little pukes how to ski.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
like me

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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
 
dude, work at a ski shop during the week

or sell your body

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
hey cedric - wanna buy my body? you can tug at my fur...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

how much for your.... well ya know... yare.....

skis???

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
10 bucks...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'Can't we all just get along'? Doug Bishop (see what i did there? I quoted doug on his signature - it's madness, madness i say!!!
 
I work at a big ass grocery store and during ski season i can work during the week and take off during the weekend. My advuce would be to go to a big company where theres lots of employees so that you can wrok whenever you want. I had to fill out an application to but you can also just put some of ur parents friends names down as references that works.

~Co~Founder of

'HuckDoll Wanna-be's~

-Revolutionizing the way KB skis!!'-Happy hucking

~Founders:

Clark Shady-G.Y. Getter
 
darryl, move ot the states...we have stupid laws where when people call about references, you can't give a bad referral about that person...you can just say no comment otherwise you can sue them and get enough money to not worry about the job.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
hey get a construction job its at least 10$ dollars an hour and if u are semi smart u will stand out, and if the contracting company is doing a job for the state, then they have to pay u a 'prevailing wage' which means like....20$ an hour!

SPKA
 
bug friends and family until they finally get so pissed off and want to be left alone that they just throw their wallet at you. thats where you run off with it.

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'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
Ever consider tree planting? it's 2 months of hard work, sometimes under miserable working conditions...but the money is great. I made over 200 bucks yesterday in 9 hours. If you're willing to work hard...or take pills that'll make you feel like if you don't work hard you'll probably die...it's well worth the pain. Make about 6 or 7 grand fast. You just need to be able to sacrifice the months of may and june.

 
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