Skiing Dream Team

FreeskiThe603

FreeskiThe603

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So Newschoolers here's how it goes:

You get to pick one guy per category, and those are:

Slopestyle

Big Air

Pipe

Backcountry

Urban

Pick one guy per category, and you can only pick a guy once. For example, you cant pick Henrik for big air and slopestyle. They can also be from anytime, it does not all have to be nowadays.

Let me start this off with my dream team:

Slopestyle: Wally. He fucking slays, no need to say anything more.

Big Air: Henrik. That nose butter triple was history, nobody else has done something like that in history. Therefor, that makes him the best in my eyes.

Pipe: Simon. They guy is one of the best skiers to ever ride pipe. He was not only good, but he also has the record for height out of a quarterpipe.

Backcountry: Candide. The guys a legend. He does it all, but his backcountry game is insane.

Urban: Clayton Vila. Guys slays in the streets. His work in the 86 was killer.





Bonus





Coach: Tanner. That speech to Henrik was the stuff of legends haha.

So Newschoolers, lets here your dream teams.
 
Slopestyle: Woodsy Woods - Kills it, the nicest guy out there, coached me a few years back, insane grab combos too.

Pipe: Kevin Rolland - Hes got that run full of double that when he cleans up and gets some better grabs, its gunna blow minds. Also met him when he was younger in La Plagne.

Big Air: Harlaut - Obviously the butter dubs and tre's but huge bag o' big air tricks with the bios and dub 7's ect.

Backcountry: Kye Petersen - SO fluid, makes everything look easy, super gnarly and has some banger tricks up his sleeve.

Urban: Leigh Powis - UNREAL style, always love his edits and segs, super creative and unique.

peace.
 
Slope- jossi

Pipe- torin yater

backcountry- parker white

urban- shea flynn

big air- henrik
 
Slopestyle: Shmuck. The guy's a beast on the rails. He doesn't compete openly, but that extra weight helps him bring those dub bio's like nobody's business.



Pipe: Gotta go with my boy Splice. Everybody thinks he's a prick, but he knows Steve Stepp.





Big Air: My man Bobby Brown. He doesn't throw the most technical tricks, but he wears these sick super tall tall t's that go well with his totally not gay neon green snow pants.





Backcountry: Gotta go with the one and only EHeath. His style is influenced by his weight, so he goes hard and heavy.





Urban: I'd say any member of the hoodcrew. Not only are they all respectable people who don't party with ugly girls or piss other people off, they're all absolute monsters when it comes to hitting mid-large size urban features! And the music they put in their edits is so thug and not out of place in an edit filled with white male teenagers!
 
1st team

Slopestyle: Wally is a cat

Big Air: Henrick is not done yet

Pipe: TYW, phenom is just getting going and has right attitude

Backcountry: Petitt, can't wait for him to reach his prime

Urban: LJ, nobody touches his balls

Coach: Paytner, what other coach poached the Vancouver Olympic pipe?

2nd team

Slopestyle: Gus knows magic

Big Air: Schlopy goes huge and has enough style to make the future look good

Pipe: Riddle, perfect mix of tech and style

Backcountry: McNutt, you will soon understand

Urban: Oskari Raitanen, king of Nipwitz

Coach: Turpin, he's developing a Russian freeskiing feedlot
 
Slope- Clark-g, best skier on the mountain, super competitive, been putting out banger edits for a while now.

Pipe- TANNER, SKI BOSS IN ACTION

BC- myself, years of skiing in the technical Virginia backcountry have prepared me for anything nature can throw at me

Big Air- Big Air Dave, reasons obvious

Urban- Ghost Ride The Whip guy, goes big on seemingly impossible setups.

BONUS- Coach- Skiierman, will insult everyone, call them children, and tell them they're doing everything wrong.
 
Slope: Henrik Harlaut- The nosebutter doubles, amazing style and freakish ability to tweak his body in half, not to mention his rail game which is pretty top notch as well

Pipe: TYW: He is already one of the worlds best at 17, his style has gotten a lot better and can only get better at this point

Big Air: Vincent Gagnier- He can spin like a top, his grabs are crazy and has so many "wtf" tricks

Backcountry: Sean Petit- He charges, throws crazy tricks on crazy lines and goes really big

Urban: Clayton Vila- Some of the rails he does are unmatched, his style is flawless, and some of the trick he pulls out are sick

BONUS

All Around: Parker White- he destroys everything he comes by, enough said
 
slope: nick goepper big air: vincent gagnier

backountry: candide thovex

pipe: david wise

urban: cam riley
 
Slope: Webster

Big Air: Kai Mahler, he's got potential.

Back Country: Dane Tudor

Pipe: Wallace

Urban: Shea Flynn, he's a boss

 
Slopestyle - Gus Kenworthy

Big Air - Alex schlopy

Pipe - Torin Yater-Wallace

Backcountry - Candide Thovex

Urban - Leigh Powis
 
Slopestyle - Hatveit, nobody interest me like he does.



Big Air - Kai Mahler

Pipe - Don't usually watch pipe but If I had to choose I'd say Kevin rolland

Backcountry - Shay lee, sure he's not the best skier in the world, but he makes it damn fun to watch.

Urban - Either nick martini before his injury or clayton currently.
 
Slope: Delorme, he just defines steeze and shreds the park like no-one else

Big Air: Henrik, i mean "look at dem skiiiiis!" and he can also throw some triple 16

Pipe: Tanner, cos who else gona bring the weed fo everyone? and he used to be quite sick

Backcoutry: Candide. No Fucking Comments.

Urban: Real Skifi (yh all of dem. What? You think I dunno their names?)

Bonuns coach:

Skierman so he can talk shit to everyone

 
Slopestyle: Nick Goepper, would pull out sw r dub misty 12 to Butter Dub 10

Big Air: Sammy C, has way too much style and bag of tricks to not come out and dominate it

Pipe: Dumont, because he slays even without poles

Backcountry: Sean Pettit, because "stahp it, stop it, funpow"

Urban: Ian Compton, because he is a cool mofo
 
Slope - Tom Wallish

BigAir - Kai Mahler

Pipe - Torin Yater-Wallace

BC - Bene Mayr

Urban - Clayton Villa
 
Slopestyle: LJ Strenio - he needs a separate bag to hold his bag of tricks.Pipe: Wing Tai - Kid goes huge

Big Air: Nicky Keefer - Can't touch his style

Backcountry: Tim Durtschi - obvious

Urban: Tim McChesney - man has got the technical skill and the balls to hit some serious stuff

Coach: Steve Stepp - incredible inspirational speaker.
 
Slope- Gus KenworthyBig Air- Bobby Brown

Pipe- Torin Yater-Wallace

Backcountry- Sage Cattabriga-Alosa

Urban- LJ Strenio
 
Slopestyle: Wallisch (Dude just kills it)Big Air: Henrik (So much style and he can do anything)

Pipe: THall (The Greatest Pipe Skier of All Time)

Backcountry: Pollard (So much style, I could watch him ski all day)

Urban: Hornbeck (The master)
 
Slopestyle: Nick Goepper, the kids a beast and hes from the flattest place on earth, indiana!

Big Air: Bobby Brown, he wouldve killed it this year if he had been 100% healthy, throwing down triples too!

Pipe: Gus Kenworthy, not the greatest pipe skier of all time, but give the guy props for skiing slope, big air and pipe.

Backcountry: Sammy Carlson, watch his real ski edit for the x games, then ya know.

Urban: Tom Wallisch, the guy does rails better than anyone in the world, hid edits are pretty awesome.
 
slope: tough but wallischbig air: vinni

pipe: joffrey

backcountry: tied between parker white and pollard but both have completely different styles so its too hard to pick one

urban: leigh powis
 
Slope-Gus Kenworthy, because of his dub 14 to joke landingBig Air- Russ Henshaw, Because his triple 14 landing was also a joke

Pipe- Torin Yater-Wallace, Young style with technicality

Backcountry- Sammy Carlson, his real ski edit was dope and showed some nice versatility

Urban- Charlie Owens, Coming up big even with injuries and can expect big things from him in mutiny.

 
Slope-McCrae Williams. On the rise. Just watch.Big Air-Sammy

Pipe- David Wise will kill you all.

Backcountry- Pettit.

Urban- Kalle Leinonnen From Nipwitz. Guy with the opening triple switch up to rodeo in the brain massage trailer.
 
Slopestyle: sandy boville

big air: kai mahler

pipe: joffrey pollet-villard!

Urban: cam riley

Backcountry: Sean pettit
 
I'm going to pull a New York Yankees and buy a bunch of talent for my dream team.

Park: Wallisch and Talkington

Urban: Villa, and Dave Chreighton 9 years ago

Big Mountain: Candide and Parker White

Big Air: Edollo

Back Country: Delorme and Durtschi

Creative Directors: Delorme and Real Skifi

Urban Advisor: Nick Martini

Director of Transportation: Andy Parry

WildCards: Tanner Rainville, Ahmet, and LJ

Team Coach and Motivational Speaker: Tanner Hall

Style Coaches: Hornbeck and John Ware

Producer: myself

 
Slopestyle- Nick Geopper all day. definition of consistent, and sooo technical.



Big Air - Henrik.

Pipe - Simon. the mans a legend and is the one of the only pipe riders with any style.





Backcountry - Eric Pollard. People dont give him enough credit but hes so smooth





Urban - Will Wesson. his Level 1 segments are just straight fire. if not him, then anyone with Stept.
 
Slopestyle: Phil " B-DoG" Casabon. the Obvious choiceHalf-pipe: torin (know that he's got mad style)

Big Air: Nicky Keefer with his OG rodeo nine stalefishes mmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohh and I'd also have Will Berman and switch him in every now and again to keep it thug as fuck!!

Backcountry: Dane Tudor if he ever gets off his lazy ass.

Urban: Probably Sandy Boville Cuz he wrecks the urbans asshole.

Coach: The OGest of OGs Mikeal Deshaniueax (or however the fuck you spell it.)
 
Slopestyle: Todd Walnuts no contest. He has some of the best, cleanest runs anyone has ever seen and the highest slope score in xgames history.

Big Air: Henrik I mean he did a nosebutter triple cork 1620. Craziest trick ever done on skis.

Pipe: Torin Yater-Wallace after watching his runs at winter x and all of the wild dub combos he is clearly the best.

BackCountry: This needs more than one there are three parts to the backcountry really 1) booters 2) big drops 3) big lines so PWhite on booters, Candide throwing those sick switch 5s and cork 7s off cliffs and Sean Pettit shredding big lines.

Urban: Nick Martitni just watch Everyday is a Saturday

Coach: Tanner Hall I mean he calls himself ski boss

 
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