Skiing Dad Jokes/Puns

[cydwhit]

Hey NS brain trust. I'm doing another comic of stupid dad jokes and puns, like this one:

https://www.newschoolers.com/news/read/Dad-Jokes

I have 7 pretty good ones already, but I'd like to have eight, so does anyone here have any stupid jokes in that vein? Simple puns that look good illustrated? Drop 'em in the thread and I'll credit you on the comic so you can live immortal on the interwebs!

Here are a couple of examples:

 

[CLQ]

Maybe something to do with a pretzel and a rail??

 

[mitchey]

A few that I though of:

Pizza/french fry (guy riding on a piece of pizza or something?)

Park rat (my favorite, a rat with some full tilts and tall t)

Fresh corduroy (skiing on freshly ironed/creased corduroy pants)

Fresh powder (skiing on cocaine)

Send it (something to do with mail/an envelope)

Knuckle (jump knuckle vs hand knuckle)

Excited to see what you have for us in the next batch!

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Screamin seamen

u won't

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Skiing is going downhill

 

[cslascro]

We had a Prepare to Unload lift sign in our bathroom when I was a kid. And yes, it had double diamonds.