Cohete-Rojo!
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so did anyone know its illegal to tow a skier behind a car. .? My bro and I found this out this past weekend. We got pulled over. let me know if any of ya'll have ever tried this.
skiing behind a car
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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were you just cruising down a main street or something? what i want to know about legality is that tow in in ski movie 2 where theyve got the snowmobile cruisin down the road in whistler with mike douglas behind...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Ice-Is-Scary
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me and my friend did it last summer in a city I was on like 200's straights cruisin down a street it is so hard to turn on pavement and very tiring
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221
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cop cars cant keep up on slippery roads. just flip em the bird and get the driver to pull some Bond moves and get away.
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
SKIbumJOE22
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yeah i got pulled behind a fourwheeler on a sled slid into the road almost got hit then hit a drainage ditch doing like 40mph yea it hurt
sconnyFC
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man, i remember before we'd put skis on and just go behind cars in our boots (ski or regular) that shit was awesome. then we had the idea to put skis on, my dad drove at like 45, we had a 20 foot tow rope. skiing roads and snowbanks like a big snake course is super fun. just make sure the snowbank that is at the end isn't too steep. double ejecting isn't that much fun
skiboard_god
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its worth 6 demerit points and like a 1200$ fine in ontario if you get caught. or the side of a explorer.
later,
andy
later,
andy
lanks
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any stories you want to share with us?
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Jib_This
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car tow-ins are lame. Try this for kicks: Get a big suv with running boards, like a ford expedition. Open all the windows. Get a couple of guys standing on the running boards holding onto the inside handles. Then, see how fast you can go before someone shits their pants. If the guys holding on are really crazy, they'll go no footed and be horizontal to the ground. That's sick.
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Whistler Sucks.
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
hexum
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and then the handles break and they get to see what its like to jump out of a car going 40
If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'
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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'
Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Crystal-needs-a-park
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hahaq, oh man i gotta get drunk enough to try that
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
___________________
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Itsbackfliptime
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rossignol_rider
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^good question
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
LPT_311
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HAHAHAHA, i like the care idea!
One of my friends put all his skiing stuff on, and we went in the middle of town and found this huge set of stairs for an appartment. It was like august and he skied down them. they lady was pissed the fuck off, and she yelled a whole lot.
Then we took my atv and put a waterskiing rope on it, and i went maybe 35-40 on the side of my pond and we skied and Kneeboarded on that shit.
My friend lost a ski in the end tho, tut tut
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Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
One of my friends put all his skiing stuff on, and we went in the middle of town and found this huge set of stairs for an appartment. It was like august and he skied down them. they lady was pissed the fuck off, and she yelled a whole lot.
Then we took my atv and put a waterskiing rope on it, and i went maybe 35-40 on the side of my pond and we skied and Kneeboarded on that shit.
My friend lost a ski in the end tho, tut tut
-B
Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
rossignol_rider
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the lady wanst just pissed, she was pissed the fuck off?
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
teneighty_skier22
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I do it all the time... no one has a problem with it f you stick to the back roads...
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Cohete-Rojo!
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yeah we were lucky, we got off with a warning. The cop was trying to be serious, but I think he thought it was cool. .
We were on our neighborhood streets and they're private roads. So I was surpirsed a cop showed up. I think our scumbag neighbors called us in.
But we framed the the warning ticket, cause it actually says 'violation: towing skier behind car'
We were on our neighborhood streets and they're private roads. So I was surpirsed a cop showed up. I think our scumbag neighbors called us in.
But we framed the the warning ticket, cause it actually says 'violation: towing skier behind car'