Skiing according to ESPN

Jibtech

Jibtech

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ESPN has spoken, giving us definitive answers to often debated topics on this message board (find them in the big air slide show)

1. Poles are gay

2. Skiboarding is gay (so gay infact they won't admit that it was once an X games event)

3. Candide is infact a Cat out the window

everyone flame everyone about this shit now.

GO!

 
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well you lick shit out of a donkey ass and I dont' say anthing to anyone about that, so get fucked.
 
thats what I'm fucking saying douche bag... you do that, and I don't make a fuss about it so I' don't appreciate you calling me gay out in public like that.

so fuck a duck
 
You forgot to mention that Gagnier has a thing for hot sauce and shaving cream, and taht switch double backs are gay unless your DINs are all the way up.
 
yeah that snowlerblading comment was retarded... espn hyped skiboarding more than skiing in xgames 1-3 or until they got rid of it.
 
"Hello, T.J. Schiller. Don't you realize that ski poles are only used as dowsing rods now?"

"It's a good thing snollerblading was never added to the X Games. Charles Gagnier's glad we missed that boat. His switch 10 is, too."

please expn tell us more
 
I actually saw ESPN making out with Fox News behind the dumpster after school today... It was pretty gross, cause ESPN kept grabbing Fox's ass and shit.
 
I'm sort of wondering if they're trying to imply that Charles' skiing looks like skiboarding. If they are they're doing it really indirectly and vaguely.
 
whatever. espn wants shaun whites dick up there ass, and are loving it.

Anything according to espn isn;t worth mine our your time.
 
Possibly the best comment I read on the EXPN forums there was some guy saying that ESPN is too busy sucking Mountain Dew's Xtreme cock to have any idea what's going on in any sport they're covering.
 
Melvs that wasnt fox its was lifetime channel...represented by chuck norris, who was not grabbing ass but making minced meat of it...
 
nah, dude, I got a pretty good look, it was definity Fox News.

And to think, they make fun of gays so much... shame.. shame on them.
 
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