Skiers = Fags

Cascade_Jibber

Cascade_Jibber

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so the other day in class, this kid did a presentation on skiing. worst and most embarassing thing ive ever heard. he said he can do backflips and is workin on double backs so he can go to the 'Junior X-games?!?!' is there a jr xgames? i think not, especially not for 17/18 year olds. then he shows a sick vid of seth throwin a back off a 50footer and explains that he is 'working on this trick, but hes not quite there.' he ends the presentation by saying 'thats just me, thats the way i live' now everyone that heard this further believe that skiing is for fags and this is the reason we will never get a video game or get really hot dime-pieces when we get famous.

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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
da fuk yo/ u didn like mi projekt?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
not this one. your project on gays last month was good tho, especially when you demonstrated butt plugs on yourself for the class. it was smokin

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT IS HOW THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE REALLY ARE!!!

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i like that ^ it makes me feel not alone

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emogirl...you're immune fool

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

look at that fiiine cozy ass...its just all cozy and shit

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor
 
i really hope most people arent like that. skiing could turn into the next rollerblading if thats true. fuck...

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
I thought everyone allready knew that skiers were fags.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
lets embrace the fagdom....

i mean, who gives a crap

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emogirl...you're immune fool

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

look at that fiiine cozy ass...its just all cozy and shit

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor
 
yeah, skiings looked down and dissed on by snowboarders because like 90% of skiers are racers, mogul riders, or just faggest. The small 10% is the 'newschoolers' that push skiing by throwing zero spins and what not in the park.

- Matt Crandall

mind.over.matters.what.matters.
 
skiing fucking sucks, skiing is for fags, everyone quit skiing so i can be the only one that does it. the people who ski in their back yards are gay.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
90% of the kids on this site are fags

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
 
masterjibber, dont start ragging on racers and bumb skiers... theres been plenty of argument and asspounding for that. there sre some sick mogul skiers and racers... and there are some fags.... just like this gay... who claims to be cool in some big mounatin/ newschool faggoty way... so call queers queers and leave everyone to prove what theyve got

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I did a skiing presentation/speech, and since noone at our Mexican ass school knows about 'skiings revolution I told them to f old dudes with jeans and gaiters and look at the terrain park for the future of skiing. Then my teacher told me he wore jeans and skiied 210's. I was sad and embarraseesd, but I laughed cuz he is a gay dude from Santa Cruz

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

 
that's why i ride with snowboarders, way more chill than other skiers around here anyway

Seize the carp
 
I ride with some of the most chill people in the world, the reason why....is because they don't have the 'sport' too seriously. if someone wants to get good and make a name for himself, cool, but with the people I ride with.....that's the last thing on our minds. skiing is skiing thanks to lots of events....many of which have already happened. I don't know where skiing is going to go over the years, but I'll still be riding just the same.

if you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle, or if you are Vin Diesel yell really loud.

'he's not violating seabreeze, wait wait, now he's violating seabreeze.'

4:13 Clothing and you go togther like the Jordan with the Michael.
 
cause i want a dope skiing game. thats why ass

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
sounds like that kid talks out of his ass and needs to feel like hes cool...showing seth and sayin hes workin on that. Chump even thinks there is a jr xgames. misguided uneducated dipshit who is wasting his time, thats all...skiing is for little fat rich kids, or for the hard cores who live broke all their life just for the dream...

see the equation below...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
First off, 'hucksterjibber' hasnt posted on this thread, second, its called summer you faggot, third, you lick your moms ass crusties

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant
 
backyard skiers are stupid

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
you shoulda called him out infront of the class instead of coming on here and whining about it

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mikee: What is money laundring? Ever since office space ive been deadly curious.

lanemeyer: It is what is says.... basically just washing cash so it's clean and new looking, therefore worth more...

 
It's always funny to listen to rather under educated people write threads. It seems like the only descriptive word they can use is related to gay, fag...etc. Learn to think on your own, use words that actually get across what you are saying, not some fad word that you hear every kid use.

And i think that it is rather funny that you worry about skiers image as a whole, who cares do what you want, who cares if people agree with you, have fun. And if you really care about image, stop acting so ignorant.

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'Hesitation will make your worst fears come true.' - JT
 
I dont see anything wrong with the kids presentation I mean hes obviously jus trying to get laid.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
i love fags like that, hopefully they will keep sking underground, but probably not so i stil love fags like that cuz 1. there funny 2. they piss people like you off and thats funny. so its a whole lot of laughter for me and a snowboarders dick in your ass for you.

 
yeah people could look at it and be like shit i dont want to be one of those kids. look at that loser who wants to be like them. it might acually keep freeskiing to the people more true tothe sport

 
I wouldnt say I'm gay, I just have strong homosexual tendencies.

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no need to get worked up about it there's people like that in every sport but u shouldnt be worried how others see you cause the point of this sport isnt really to do it so everyone thinks your cool, but it is pretty funny that he thinks there's a junior x-games and is almost doin backs off cliffs

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~
 
whats a...fag?

~Jameson~

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skiing will never be the next rollerblading because its been around too long...skiing is older than making gay joke about gallant

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'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike

 
Ahh, It seems it's only the boarders that are puttin down the skiers. I think they have an inferriority problem. The only way they can make themselves cool is by dissing other people. I think we should just let ourselves do our own thing and not worry about everyone else. Dumb mother fuckers...

 
A kid at my local ski hill is the same way he talks it up then gets on the slope and cant back it up, i hate people like that

Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
 
i love reading the posts other peoplesay about kids on this site........... half of the posts on here are making fun of somone

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
Ok, this is how it goes. People who dont free ski or back countey ski think that free skiing is easy, so they are fucking stupid and 'gay'. People who do free ski are also fucking stupid but usly not fags.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
why don't you stop whining on here and beat that kids ass on front of your school so you protect the skiing image you need so badly.

 
i did that once, in 3rd grade said i climbed mt. everest. bitch gave me an a+. hell ya

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
i smell some poser

The Loaf Rules Over The People Who Are Privledged Enough To Ski There. Lil Sit 18: what the fuck

Lil Sit 18: your gay

silvercartelrdr: ski blading is gay

Lil Sit 18: ski bladdding the best
 
I smell Northern Lights...o shit..thats me...

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
skier do u honestly think that the teacher belived u that u climbed everest?? lol good story to make up though

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Posted By GT: 'we all have shit, some people it comes out of their ass, some people it comes out their mouth'
 
do you realize that less than 10% of skis sold in the entire market are twin-tips? we aren't what you all think we are

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Representing the KPP
 
Oh common Erich, I bet you've done a few presentations like that in your day.

and not that my opinion really matters to you people but those of you who think you are all 'hardcore' are just as bad if not worse than the dorky kid who stretches the truth a little regarding his skiing ability.

 
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