Skiers as high school stereotypes

Simon Dumont - The kid who did well at sports when we were younger because his dad was the coach but can't make the team in high school
 
Molesquad - The kids who drop acid before school

Dumont - The bullied short kid that still starts varsity soccer

Garrett Russell - The kid who had a mustache in 5th grade
 
Rob Huele: The kid that was on the football team but quit because he was bored of it even though he is so good. He then starts working at a bike shop and living in a truck.

Will Wesson: The kid who skips class but slays all the tests.

Tanner Hall: The guy that is not yet arrested on drug charges, to everyone's surprise.

Phil Casabon: Once a straight A student and school sports hero who then met Tanner Hall, now he's a stoner.

Joffrey Pollet Villard: The kid who took music just so he could use the drumkit to play Slayer songs. Shows up late to class often because he's smoking in the forest beside the school.
 
Eric Pollard:
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Steve Stepp- the senior that hooked up with a freshman

LJ- the kid that gets suspended for rollerblading off the school's roof

Gus- the kid that had a mp3 player when everyone else was rocking CD players

Jossi- went to prom when he was a freshman
 
Nick Martini - the kid who graduated early and everyone's not sure about what he's up to but still drops in to hang out from time to time.
 
Steve stepp: the freshman that gets fucked with by the seniors for amusement because he thinks he'll get to hang out with them one day.
 
13667289:Dennis_Reynolds said:
Mingg - hangs out with guys because girls are too much drama

Deforestation- the kid that thinks he's cool because he calls out his teachers

Ebola- the kid that does anything for attention and brakes his neck in the process

Dennis_Reynolds- the kid that lost his virginity when he was like 12 and makes all of his friends feel bad about how rich and good looking he is

you win
 
Dennis_Reynolds

the kid who can't decide whether he should go to school or sit on his computer all day

jkjk

pls dont kill me lol

this thread is a roast thread now so I took it by the balls
 
willie borm: a total Swandog. Really shady looking, no one really wants to approach him because he looks trashy.

swandog7: a total Swandog. Pretty big nerd in school but is actually a chill dude

Jake Carney: the running back that is going D1 while fucking every girl on the cheer team. Probably gets bad grades.

Andri Ragettli: Kid that has acne regardless of How old he is, but is low key nice and a total fucking stud. But no one really pays much attention. He's the equivalent of a Jake carney character without recognition.

John18061806: doesn't care about opinions. Low key genius, but this is shadowed by his passion for memeing. Consistently ahead of his times in meme trends, but only has a few friends because they're the only ones that appreciate memes.

Bittner: a total fucking thug. White Boi that acts like a total fucking brotha, but people accept it because he pulls it the fuck off.

Tom Wallisch: The kid that girls only date because he's a total fucking stud on the field, even though he's ugly.
 
13667796:murphyboiiii said:
Dennis_Reynolds

the kid who can't decide whether he should go to school or sit on his computer all day

jkjk

pls dont kill me lol

this thread is a roast thread now so I took it by the balls

murphyboiiii- the kid who is somehow scared of a kid who sits on his computer all day
 
Andy Parry, that cool kid who is kinda strange and plays video games but somehow still has a banging girlfriend
 
Mickael Deschenaux- the kid who used to slay his report card then started to hang with fucked up people.
 
Angel Collinson: The girl who was more ripped than all the guys.

John Collinson: The only person more ripped than angel.

Glen Plake: The only teacher that could show up at a student's party without people getting pissed.

Jason Levinthal: The woodshop teacher's favorite student. Petitioned for the school to get a ski press for the woodshop.
 
13667373:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
James Woods: The emo kid who dates/sells cigarettes to freshman.

Will alarcon--the kid with the biggest ego and everyone wants to be as cool as him. he also fucks with the 8th grade girls
 
McRae Williams - The kid who says the right answer but the teacher ignores him and lets the teachers pet kids get the answer right.......

@dewtour
 
13667878:YunGBlood said:
Will alarcon--the kid with the biggest ego and everyone wants to be as cool as him. he also fucks with the 8th grade girls

Dom Petrillo- The white kid who fucks the black girls. Owes child support at 17.
 
Jonah Williams- guy who wins like every senior superlative in the yearbook. (best smile, most likely to succeed, most likely to brighten someone's day, best dressed, etc.)
 
Adam Delorme- Never stops or talks to anyone, puts in both earbuds in the hallway, wears all black and is thug af

Nick Goepper- Loves geology
 
Ian Compton

Shows up late for school literally every day because he lives in the woods in the middle of fucking nowhere. Shows up in his granddaddy's old ford pickup with a beanie on and wearing a flannel that everyone's pretty sure he made himself. He splits his time between the darkroom and the wood shop, built a self sustaining shack in the woods behind the school for his senior project. Everyone loves him but he didn't show up for prom and then no one saw him again until graduation, where he brought pizza for everyone that people were pretty sure had moose meat on it.
 
This thread is turning more into people calling out kids they have beef with

Tall T Dan - The most interesting guy in the world
 
Angel and John Collinaon: The brother and sister that are really close and everyone wonders how in the world they get along so wels
 
Ming- the cheerleader you always question for making the cheer squad. But has big tits so you don't really mind.
 
Jon Olson- Drives a Mercedes and has a really hot girlfriend. Everybody wants to hate on him, but he makes it hard for them by being a pretty chill dude

Sean Pettit- Artsy woodsy type of person, posts way to much on Instagram, goes hard in his classes but still goes off on the weekends.
 
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