Skiers as high school stereotypes

NewEscuelers

NewEscuelers

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I'll start with a couple of easy ones:

Tom Wallisch: Everyone's favorite. Gets straight A's, is super nice, and still goes hard on weekends.

Tanner Hall: Relentless stoner. Smokes weed before, during, and after class and makes sure people know about it.

Hood Crew: Fucks shit up and everyone's pretty sure they should've graduated a while ago but they throw all the bangers so no one really cares.
 
Candide Thorvex - The shy kid that keeps to himself that once a year comes out of hiding and fucks the hottest chick in the grade. Then goes back into hibernation.

Gus kenworthy- The gay kid who everyone talks about.

Tanner hall- The stoner

Bobby brown- The jock
 
Mingg - hangs out with guys because girls are too much drama

Deforestation- the kid that thinks he's cool because he calls out his teachers

Ebola- the kid that does anything for attention and brakes his neck in the process

Dennis_Reynolds- the kid that lost his virginity when he was like 12 and makes all of his friends feel bad about how rich and good looking he is
 
Nick Goepper -

That new kid that everyone liked at first, but now he's the weird kid that nobody likes.
 
13667274:Ebola said:
Candide Thorvex - The shy kid that keeps to himself that once a year comes out of hiding and fucks the hottest chick in the grade. Then goes back into hibernation.

Gus kenworthy- The gay kid who everyone talks about.

Tanner hall- The stoner

Bobby brown- The jock
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Are you the chode that broke his back?
 
Abu-Baghdadi - dipshit that always wears a black trench coat. People gingerly strike up conversation with him just to save their own ass when the kid snaps and brings a shotgun to school.
 

SWJ - the one kid who has weirdly strong opinions on everything and will argue for hours over the stupidest shit because he's a sidesnack
 
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Irrelevant old fart that tries too hard to stand out and make funny jokes*
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TRVP Got caught sucking off the middle aged, fat math teacher.

Btw why am I an old fart? Pry younger than your crusty ass
 
Heartcarve - kid in Special Ed always saying he's a genius

me - kid in Special Ed insisting he's not slow, he just thinks 'differently'..
 
Ahmet Dadali- The kid who dresses like a thug but you never know if he can actually be street and fight until he kicks the biggest jocks ass.
 
David Wise - That one Christian kid who's got his life together- and makes you feel like a mess
 
Henrik Harlaut is the guy everyone likes but they don't really know why

Tall T Dan is the kid who gets in arguments with his teachers and always wins

Will Wesson is the person who sits in the back of the class looking like he is sleeping all the time but gets one of the highest marks on everything
 
andy parry: that former homeschooler who wears stripey long sleeve turtle necks and tucks dirty sweatpants into winter boots.... i know cause i used to be this kid
 
Will Wesson- that one quiet kid that can twirl pens around his fingers like its his job

Andy Parry- ADHD kid that plays with Tech Decks in 3rd Period Comp
 
Delorme- the kid who no one is really sure if he even goes to school there because you only see him peeling out of the parking lot in an old black sports car.

The bunch- foreign exchange students who have a noise rock band and spend all day in the art room with the cool art teacher Glen plake.

Dumont- state champ wrestler at 103lbs.

Anthony boronowski- the kid with the velvet underground patch on his backpack who sits around conspicuously reading bukowski, Burroughs and vonnegut and chain smokes American spirits and drinks a lot of coffee.
 
Jossi Well - the foreigner that everyone loves. Especially the ladies because of that accent.

Parker White - the kid throwing field parties with his best friend C-Lo driving to school with an American Flag waving from his pickup (and a dead deer from early that morning in the bed of the truck)

Tanner Hall - your dealer

Steve Stepp - class clown also your back-up drug dealer

Bobby Brown - tries really hard in gym class
 
eHeath- The kid that follows the popular crowd around and gets peer pressured into doing stupid shit and usually gets hurt
 
Nick Goepper- The rich preppy kid who listens to wu tang clan once then goes out and throws rocks at cars because he thinks he's street now.
 
Jesper Tjader- Foreign exchange student that suggests to the gym teachers to get slacklines for class and gets A's on everything

Tanner Hall- Guy that goes to the bathroom every class to throw up from taking too much vicodin and the one that gets his car searched every time the drug dogs come. Eventually gets expelled or drops out

David Lesh- Comes to class on molly and wears a grill for school pictures so everyone knows he's thug

Henrik Harlaut- Doesn't wear pants because his WuTang tall tee is long enough to pass dress code without them

Simon Dumont- Guy that joins you for a group project and does none of the work

Andy Parry- Loudly eats during class and smells weird

Bobby Brown- Try hard in gym class and gets into locker room fights for making everyone else try hard to get a decent grade
 
SJW - Sidesnack, whose mom is the lunch lady and he has had his senior quote picked out for 5 years
 
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