Being a skier isnt about how many times you go to the mountain or how good you are, its the will to give up anything to ski, to want it more than food, its the first thing you think of when you wake up and last thing you think of before you go to sleep and what you dream about (I'm imagining its alot like being in love), girls come second to skiing (yes, even ones that put out). Being a skier is one simple thing, understanding the passion, a person who just skis doesnt understand why we do it, thats how you know.
There's always someone as horny as you are ugly
'You just wish your mom was as ugly as mine'