Skier superlatives

brov1

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an earlier thread by a mister chris wager gave me a neato idea.

what are good yearbook superlatives for pro skiers. similar to what jimmy fallon does to athletes come up with some either based on what they look like or their style.

heres a few:

Tanner Hall- most likely to be the first human to breed with a wolf

Tom Wallisch- most likely to start an internationally successful roasted nuts and giant pretzel chain

Simon Dumont- most likely to be told he's too short for male modeling

Jon Olsson- most likely to become a male model

Johnny Collinson- most likely to appear in a garnier fructis commercial

Andy Perry- Most likely to get evicted because of the smell
 
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