skier ckicks

no way man, I think that anyone that knows what true sking is they wouldn't be into anyone but skiers but since very few people do...

But skier chicks should know what sking is so they should be after us...

I'm sorry Cryss
 
they like the shibbier of the two so they go for the skiers! muaha.. skier are now way phatter than any boarders and newschoolin is still kinda new. just think of all the chicks we'll be pickin up in the future with all the secret ninja freestyle ways of gettin ladies

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
nope...ski guyz can be pretty damn fine too ;)

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'

nick to tom- 'my 1st time'

me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'

nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*

nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'

me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
 
man, a lot of you dudes on this site really have absolutly no clue at all how to deal with chicks. It amazes me how lame some dudes here are. I mean - come on.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
Im not a lamo...Am i?

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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:

Me: Hey is his wings clipped

Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

 
I'm probly a lamo ,but I don't care because I have a girl freind and she ski's and I ski so I'm set for life....

I'm sorry Cryss
 
lol, what mike said.

but in all honesty, i can read girls about as well as i can read 'wingdings'.

c'est la vie..

 
Ski guys are hot. If skiing wasn't as mack as it is, I'd be into it because of the guys...

I haven't been able to ski for a while, but I still hang out with skiers.. Boarders are well, not as great. lol Anyways...

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
agreed with darryl.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
ha ha - that came from darryl! have you seen this guy with the ladies.... it is the funiest thing ever.... lol and he is calling you guys lamos.... that is fucking hularious.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
you know - it would be dumb for me calling them lame - but last time i checked... i haven't been having any problems picking up chicks... I must be doing something right.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
yeay darryl.... that doesn't make it any less funy though... the whole process.... I love it....

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
but the point was that i'm not lame with chicks... as andy would say - I hit on chicks as though I was in grade 7... meh, whatever.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
as long as your getting some

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
i havent seen to many skier chicks that are riping up the hills or jibbing the park... usualy they r in the snowplow

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
hehe darryl......

thats gold.. i cant believe u said that..

guys. darryl has THE wierdest style at picking up a girl.... but it worked on me. so meh guys i cant talk it works

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
I've tried dating snowboarders a few times just isn't as much fun as having someone who loves skiing like you. So I'm totally checking out skier guys all damn day.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
i second the opinion about darryl having no game. its his lack of game however that makes him have game..... cause hes so cluless and sweet...

whats this 'process' dave?.... is it kinda like talk with a goofy canadian accent and talk about all the pros you know and then flatter the girl? hehe

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
G girl

haha i HEAR YOU! oh man. boarder boys are cool and all. but they always try and talk your tricks down by saying boardings harder or that trick is so easy yadda yadda so when u have a guy who skiis and can relate to you.. it rules

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
ya rebecca. i guess that's what it's all about. that's what got me. canadian guys are so sexy. especially ones with gas station shirts.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
dude im so sexy they cant resist me! if i was a snowboard guy then ski chicks would still love me.

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
There aren't enough ski chicks out here. I pick up snowboarder girls, because there is a much larger selection, which means the hottest ones are way hotter than the ski girls.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
 
no way that the hottest ones are hotter than skier chicks.... you just can't get sker chicks - so you have to settle for the snowboarder left overs.... he he....

skier chicks are by far the sexiest.... he he.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
'snowboarder left overs' hahaha That's great... Thanks for the show of support... Again, ski guys are hot.

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
haha I totaly agree with Cyrss, when I ever do a trick no matter how cool it look or was, a snowboarder will be like o ya i could do that but snowboardings soo much harder and I'm like o ya sure it is(because I've snowboarded longer then skied)

I'm sorry Cryss
 
Who cares, I dont care how a girl goes down the friggin mountain as long as she 1)doesnt complain about the cold every 5 minutes, 2)can keep up, 3)wont complain about going to the park, 4)ask why I continue to jump even after I crash hard, and 5)will ski longer than 2 hours a day.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
 
wow - you have low standards riverriper.... I like girls that are fun to ski with. and yea. girls that will hit the same jumps as me and don't cry when they get hurt.... yea.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
k those aren't my standards.... but it seems like every girl I like does.... maybe it is just that I find really good skier girls really sexy. hmm.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
ANother good thing to look for in a girl is, if they can drive stick or not! Thats one of my most important standards. OK its not that important b/c i would never find a girl I like but a girl who can drive stick is awesome!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, my I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a.

The Ladies Man
 
i thought this was non-ski 'gabber' :( i feel so out of place...

See no evil, here no evil, speak no evil, do no evil...I see more than i should, hear what i shouldn't, say more than they'd like....and i'll do just about anyting you ask.

 
dave.. did crunching my neck on the tramp. and crying.. well did my 'im FINE, get lost leave me alone' while crying lessen the crying? hehe cummon it hurt. but i sucked it up pretty nicely.. specially since darryl started jumping on the tramp when i was hurt. oh and then it got to the point where i couldnt even hold my own neck up when the shock wore off. so that i had to lie on the tiles???

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
was it just me or did tha post make absolutly no sence at all? what does me breaking your neck have anything to do with all skier chicks being godesses? so very, very random.

.dave.
 
I have standards. 1) must ski (or snowboard- on very special circumstances only) 2) must be better than me (don't wanna embaress him, and he has to be able to help me with stuff 3) must drive stick (so when I get too drunk he can drive my car). that is all. i think.

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We didn't have forums[/i] in NAM[/i]
 
so then I guess I qualify than eh charley!!

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
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