Skiboards

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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My parents got me some Salomon Skiboards for Christmas and when I first got them I though, oh no, I don't skiboard and I already have my skis and stuff. These weren't something I could just, not use, mostly because they paid $400 on them.

But when I started thinking of the advantages of skiboards my thoughts changed.

a) These would be perfect for filming because I could ski down focusing on the camera and not on my skiing.

b) Perfect for learning new tricks. I can try stuff on the skiboards and then bring them to skis after.

c) Variety. Eventually it gets boring doing the same thing on the mountain day after day. This way I have something to change it up.

d) Fun. I can imagine these things can be pretty fun for just screwin around and throwing myself into piles of pow or doing super hucked out 720s out of tree wells.

Anyways, Merry Christmas everyone.

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e. good for looking like a complete fag

and a merry christmas to you to

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Ironic how I KNEW you'd be the first to reply to this. Do you not have a life or what? So many posts I see the first reply is some jackass comment by you. Get a life.

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make sure you wear a backpack and a beanie with a puff on it to complete that elf look

even better, you could wear on of those full face helmets so everybody says 'woah, that guys like a hardcore skiboarder, watch out for him'

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Props to you for ebing able to put soemhting to use. The only question is... WHY'D THEY GE YOU SKIBOARDS?

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k2skeepimp, look on the bright side. without people like you, there would be no such thing as conformity.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
 
in one of brads thingys from freeze he gives lots of good things to use snowblades, for... u should check it out

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
brad is the man

and without people like me you would all be a bunch of friggin hippies, runnin around barefoot huggin trees, and screwin each other while eating tofu

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
yes, without tools with a 12 year old mentality that sit online all day making stupid inside jokes and talking about what is 'cool', we would all be like that. how about this...

your annoying, go eat some paste.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
 
OK, k2skipimp is officially name the NS prick. Like the new name?

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'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,

With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,

Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,

when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night, I said hey...''

-Catch 22-

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I have an 11 inch penis....around.' - Stiffler
 
oh yeah, skiboards do kick ass, the are a lot of mother fuckin fun! I've done it for about 3 years.

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'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,

With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,

Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,

when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night, I said hey...''

-Catch 22-

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I have an 11 inch penis....around.' - Stiffler
 
heres brad holmes' ideas

a) shoe horn

b) kindling

c) butter knife

d) bottle opener

e) garden hoe

f) boot protectors

g) pooper scooper

h) razor

i) bathroom key chain

j) just married noise makers

 
props to SteveXs2 for posting this cuz skiboards arent that bad. skeepimp go fuck yourself. how can u can call someone a fag for doing what they like? would u want me to call u a fuckin fag for being such a jackass?

 
andy stewart does just that, learns shit on skiboards, then dials them on his scratch bc's... that kids a beast...

skiboards are sick... ride what you want..

 
that kid is so insane it isnt even funny.... yea he still gets clothes from gravity and rossi sent him some stupp and scott still sends him shit.... cool guy

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Pakenhammerz 03

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i seriously think he could compete in the new school scene, he can do every single trick in the boook plus hes amazing on rails and to land it all on skiboards too!!! crazy

peace

 
haha, homos

when are you dumb kids gonna realize that skiboarding just looks retarded?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
K2skeepimp, you seem to be talking a lot about how good and cool you are... I think you should post some footage of you doing some good stuff on skis.

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actaully i dont talk myself up nearly as much as i talk other people down.

there are plenty of people on this site who can vouch that i am a good skier and once my mountain has a decent park i will be happy to post some footage

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
on another note:

i really dont think i need to prove myself to a bunch snowlerbladers

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
k just shut the fuck up man lol your so retarded

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Pakenhammerz 03

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and you are a 15 year old snowlerblader who jumps up in the air doing a ballerina style 360 and thinks he is tough shit. you have no hair on your balls and havent kissed a girl except for your sister. But its okay, cause someday you will see the light, grow some pubes and maybe even have sex, and only then will you finally throw away your little bitch sticks and become a man.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
who are you trying to make fun of.... i dont skiboard either and i think your trying to make fun of me cuz you posted right after me..... but it was a good attempt i give you that.

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Pakenhammerz 03

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P

www.level1productions.com

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.com

 
rs4life: you claim you dont skiboard but it says in your profile that your email is skiboarder@sympatico.ca

my guess is that you're a 15 year old skiboarder posing as a real skier on a skiing website

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
yea your an idiot i used to skiboard but now i ski..... i never said i didnt skiboard.... i ski now but i used to skiboard and yes im 15 .....and yes my email is skiboarder.... becuase i used to skiboard

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Pakenhammerz 03

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P

www.level1productions.com

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.com

 
lerning is fine with me-as long as you don't serously get into it.

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k2skeepimp, do you have to reply so many times to everyone's topics? Can't you just take a break from NS or do you constantly have to be on here? Every time I look at the online list I see your name right there.

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yes, tonight, because i am stuck at work bored off my ass and we have no customers because its new years day

was i on here at all this weekend? no, because i was busy skiing

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
I must say that k2skeepimp is the funniest guy on this site. I give him full respect cause he makes fun of all of you, and does it so well.

B.O.T Nucka

*We OWN You*
 
skiboards are fine as long as you can clear jumps and not be gay and throw daffys, cannonrider is right, If it makes you happy i guess you should do it but then again some people are happy being gay...

 
I agree with wannabegangster if it wasn't for k2skipimp this tthread would be totally worthless along with like 5,000 other ones

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HA! snowlerblades for filming? thats a fucking joke. you need to get a clue. and k2 - im with you all the way! down with the dildo stick riders!

so you all snowlerblade cause it makes you happy? is that also why you ass rape each other each night? thought so

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
If I suddenly became a limp wristed tutu wearing queen then i might try skiboards...but until that day it is still the lamest of all sno sliding sports...just face it...its a dead issue

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
So many of you people are retarded. It's dumb how all the people who have around 1000 or more posts always stick up for k2skeepimp.

Anyways, mammothpunks, what's so bad about filming with skiboards on? If you have both hands on a digi cam and you're skiing fakie down a run filming something wouldn't it be easier to ski fakie with skiboards? I can skate and carve backwards with ease on skiboards when with skis it takes away some more of my attention.

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get hyped version 2 - coming sometime 2003

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stability - on skiboards, you will be bouncing everywhere, resulting in cery shakey crappy looking footage. also, what happens when you hit a erm or anything on skiboards? they will catch and you will fall down. i you want something good for filming get some nice big wide powder skis.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
i dont think steve knows who he is talking to

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
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