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i am 5 foot 1 and weigh 260 pounds and i skiboard. skiboarding is ten time better because big skis get in my way. u can do so many more tricks on skiboards than on regular skis, and there is way more style in skiboarding. skiboarding will soon take over skiing and i like toilets.

I don't wipe
 
LOL, I used to skiboard for 3 years then switched to skiing because you can go lot faster, float way better on powder. Skiboard shares same tricks as skiing do. You're a moron, arent you? Lose all that fat blubber kiddo.

 
i have 'skiboards', really old ones, and they suck thats why i skied on them for a half of a day this season

awwwww crap! the seasons over!
 
sometimes when im skiboarding i lik to fart in my snowpants, then i forget that i did it, and later when i take my pants off i get a sweet flowery surprise

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
clearly form toilets posts, we can tell that he actually sucks at skiboarding, or else he would switch to skis because of all the advantages they have. Im sure he just skis up and down the walls of the pipe without getting any air at all.

 
I think this TOLIET guy along with LINESUCKS got extreme obsession with using CAPTIAL LOCK button all times. Do you want my old babysitter's shrink's phone number?

 
Wow... how do people not realize taht he's fucking around? Newsflash: He doesn't skiboard and he isn't a fatass.

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A stormy haze

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I’ll be loving you

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Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

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And I’ll wait in line

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Always...
 
yikes

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
IF you are good, you would realize that skis are much better. that is why you don't see any pros skiboarding anymore.

 
well i busted some steez with my home boyz t-dizzle and C.R hommee. we shredded the mountain like it was da atomic bomb dawg. then we whent shredding in the backcoiuntry. tanner was scared and pooped in his pants. so i wacked him in the head with some line skis i found and then i burned them in a pit of doom. then pep dawg came and jumped off a cliff. and unluckily for him he pooped. then c.r tried to save him becasue he is gay but he pooped to. but then sane came and got down saftely. but pooped becasuse of the fire pit. then i jumped too only i did a cork 10000000000 1000 backflip 180 and stomped it.

LineSkis+Mike Nick=GAY
 
^wow good job

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
toilet, skiboarding is kinda like bell bottoms. For a little while they were the shit and now if you're seen wearing them, you're a hippie queer tree hugger. (my apologies to bent films, you dont count)

Mike Rogge

Five-9 Productions
 
I think that toilet is just probably ShitSlam or birdgerbowl skier.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
wow random hahahhahaahalinesuckshahahhaha

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All NS jibbers have to ask them self's one question: Am I progressive like the auto insurance or am i just Aflac?

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

everyone should butter like they are spancered by land o lakes beeeeeeeotch

Oregon Pride
 
skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.

 
hahahahahahhahaha

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
u cant really label them 'pro' but yeah there still are guys who pull mad shit on skiboards

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SkiboardMagazine.com
 
CANONRIDER DOES AND FUCKS MEN IN THE ASS

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
J-CREW IS A SKI BLADER

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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ATLANTASKI, ben could fucking rape you in the park, no questions

it doesnt really make sense to bash someone thats better than you

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
when your sttin on the john and the papers all gone, be a man, use your hand.

I don't know where i'm going or where i'll end up but i'm going fast.
 
this kid should definetely be banned.

And LINESUCKS should also go along banned

theyre are both (if they arent one person) the dumbest guys on newschoolers.com

and all skiboarders should go to theyre own, maybe

newschoolskiboarder.org.tsn.net site.

Go Away

ISCHGL

TIROL

AUSTRIA
 
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