skiboarding

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Girays_Brother

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i just wanna know waht everyone else thinks about skiboarding i think that skiboarding blows dick inless if u have style on the skiboards unlike daffy2k who should get off this site

 
style doesn't exist on skiboards....

RES

mattster333-whats a safety grab somebody explain to me plz

MSRC_Freestylist-safety is ur right hand grabbing the outside of your right ski

k2skeepimp-nooo,hes wrong, safety grab is when you give yourself a big hug so u feel safe

mattster333-u sure?
 
Skiboarding is for dumbasses. There good for rails thats it! No powder no huge air no speed no good carving their gay!!

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1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

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how does it take more skill? you can spin 3x as fast and flip 5 times as fast. i rented them for one day just to see how they were and i could spin a 9 with 2 feet of air. does that make it harder? huh?

What im trying to say is that skiboarding is for pussys who cant do shit on skis so get skiboards, thinking that they will look cooler even though they suck.

And i will admit, some ski boarders ARE good. the ones who do 720 lui kangs with 15 feet of air i respect. but the majority of skiboarders (99.999%) should die

 
hahah skill, i lost all respect for ski bladers when i saw a guy do a 360 when he was going uphill. he didnt even hit a jump or anything just did it right off the ground

-ryan kavana
 
yeah snowlerblading is weak. but not only becasue of spin times because i have friends that can do 3's off the ground. the problem w/ it is there is no style and the majority of people still doing it are tourists

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SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

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No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

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i do it every yr for a weekend for a break from skiing cuz i have friends do it....they cant land 3's but try anyways..and thats what count

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now bigfoot skis and sled dogs is where it's at. especially for crazy pow days

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theyre kinda good if youre just screwing around in your backyard or something, but skiing them in a halfpipe or over tables is just shameful...

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Skiboarding is not a sport. Its a toy that will disapeare in a few years. It has no style, u cant carve for shit and you cant powder ski. I know because I used to skiboard sometimes. Get of the hill.

Why do most beginners start to learn on a skiboard, because its easier, dumbass

 
what the fuck is a skibord??????

i mean from what i hear its gay as the dog from frsier but im not sure what it is some body get bak to me

 
you have no control on ski boards cause the are so damn short they're only good to do funny retarded stuff on

i take ten steps backward with my bent left vision

we've been ina cold world, were just getting flurries now?

 
it is an invention by jason levinthal... there gay minituare skis, that have absoulutely no style, and its GAY!! have you ever seen one thing on skiboards that you could say 'wow'? no. a gay at my ski resort did the up hill kink, started it fakie, on the last (how do you call that in english...) 'story' (palier in french) he did a 180, kissed the rail and 450 off. and it was REALLY ugly.

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
if i hear style and skiboard in the same sentence again i'm gonna puke

...proud leader and kingpin of the FreeHeel Mafia...
 
tical...you are an ignorant anal reciever

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

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there are kids who can spin 3 just standing with skis on. fuck eat a dick do what you want, what does it matter to you what someone else does.

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Dynarider can back me up on this one, I have only been skiing sence X mass and am alot better on skis then I was on skiboards. After I went to skiing I got alot better, basicly because skiing is easyer to do tricks on off big jumps and land. Skiboarding takes more skill to make things look better and land tricks.

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-Some girl in my school
 
yeah i could do a 3 off a 1 foot drop with skiboards

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hey canon rider, u fuck, im 16, skiboarders have no style, i have seen pros on tv and stuff and they look like little fags. My cock is bigger than your fag boards

 
well, its true that its harder to have style on skiboards...because its impossible!

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
 
some kid with skiboards went up the lip of a table top, did a seven twenty, and came back down, kindof like a qp. it was the sickest thing ever. he go almost zero air. skiboarding is by far the my macho sport out there. i want everybody on this site to go grab a pair of straight 200cm skis. youll be suprised on how much easier they are to manuver then a manly pair of snowlades.

 
misty_flipper: wow your a real dink. You just proved that little 16year old punk wanabe's are postin hate for a sport that made twin tip skiing.

Tical: If thats the case, then i must be gay; wana lick my ass?

I have to agree with misty7, i have demo'd a pair of twins and totaly rocked the park with them. So i can understand what he means by how easy it is compared to skiboarding.

There are people out there who are snowlerbladers and then there are people who skiboard. The people who i consider skiboarders are people who can really rip up the park and ride. Snowlerbladers are people who go off jumps and look like there are doing the funky chicken and can't do crap.

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to ^^^^^ this guy, how can you rip the park on a pair of snowlerblades, you can't get any speed, you have zero balance on rails, and you can't land anything because you have zero balance or not enough speed, I have yet to see a skiblader that actually did anything good. I'll believe it when I see it.

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watch biohazard:sickness and health..look for the part with the step it up rail at COC..ive never seen a skiier do a rail that sick

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
scrawny little bastards? tanner hall weighs 130 lbs. it doesn't get too much scrawnyer than that.

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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
for aLL you that think skiboarding is da shit and all, thats weak.throwing 3's off 1 foot drops and shit. man i can do that on my 180cm scratches and im 6'1.

bitch i though u knew
 
want a medal?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
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^^^^^ perfect zeikke (SP?)

its an online community... nothing that gets said will have any impact on where skiboarding is going, so what is the point? you guys all seem like you are really really hostile kids who have nothing better to do then sit on your computers, not skiing, and bash on someone who is doing the exact same thing as you, minus 70 CENIMETERS! just go outside and have fun for gods sakes, life is way to short to sit inside on a computer and worry about sports, why not enjoy the mountain air with your fellow man

p.s thanks five0 for the plug, that was a gnarly session

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Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
i fuckin knew you would respond to a skiboaring thread...face reality the only kids that skiboard are the kids whose parents rent them in the rental shop because they look cool when you first see them but once you're one the mountain they dont even compare to the long boards....the 'revolution' is dead and skiboarding has as much a chance as the Confederates have taking over the country now....

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alright i faced it, you win, skiboarding is dead guys, i hope what he said had a real impact on you, cause hes right

my god dude...

b

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
:*( i think i am gonna hang up my boards now...

I am so devistated

I guess i should go buy long boards :( and be forced to ride since thats whats everyone esle is doing cuz its cool.

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Skiing or skiboards we do it for the love of the sport.
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its always the bad skiers that are trashin skiboarders. the good ones never seem to care. therefore all u people talking shit must suck ass at skiing. everytime i meet a good skier, throwin down impressive shit, he would always talk to me in a positive way, never saying a bad thing. and a lot of the times when i meet a bad skier, hes always givin me shit. i think its about time all you mainstreamers just shut up and let people do what they wanna do. if you dont like it, keep it to yourself. telling us to get longer boards isnt gonna make us do it. and perhaps we already do have some?

 
if you guys ever saw canonrider or themanohyeah, i guarantee you, you would shut up and ride away

 
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