Skiboarders Need to be...

skiierman

skiierman

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Banned from all ski resorts. Seriously, they are a danger to everyone on the hill including themselves. They have literally not a shred of park etiquette, not one of them do. All they do is bomb the trails (including the park) with their arms flailing riding off the corner of each jump cutting numerous people off. I even saw a meathead snow plowing through the park yell at a skiboarder for cutting him off. I'm doing this rant because all of us have at least one moment where they came literally inches away from inminent death due from the direct actions of a skiboarder. This needs to stop and needs to stop now.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
you think thats bad... there is snowBLADER girls at my mountian that hold hand and go down the park and the landings. and they scream....thats why i dont ski alot anymore. it tears the place up

Ron Burgundy: you pooped in the refrigerator, and ate a whole wheel of cheeze?wow im not even mad, im actually amazed.
 
i hate snowlerbladers

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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
 
It doesn't matter, skiboarders, snowbladers, whatever the fuck they are. They need to be banned now!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
BWAHAHAHA!

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing

Who do you love?
 
i saw the funniest thing at my hill last weekend it was a skiblader with poles...now thats just plain fag

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
 
most snowbladers can't even do rails, its reely gay - they shud stick a large thumb up their ass

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team tdot.com - freeriders unite

SteezeGave Me Lower Back Pain.

Momentum Session 4
 
God damn it. I know they suck and can be dangerous but if theyre not bothering you leave em alone. People will be assholes no matter what. What about all the people renting snowboards that fall constantly in your way and are more of a danger because of how many there are? Jeez leave it alone already. This has been posted a million times over already.

East Coast Skier

Who needs pants when you can rock the shorts all year?
 
that picture pretty much explains it all

-hardcore lousiana fanboat shit-
-put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit-
-4x4 jibbing-
 
nice pic connor. this year my goal is to get into a fight with a lot of snowbladers and get it on film. i have zero respect for them.

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

 
in my experience, the only people left skiboarding are the ones who are too cheap to buy skis, i saw a whole family with skiboards at killington, i think there are just as many crappy skiers and boarders with rentals as skiboarder though

_______________________________________________________ ''Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- The one, the only Giray Dadali (bristolrider)

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
hahah crazed skier is an artist

'shoot we're dealing with a hyperflexed knee'

the kid just switched up on a 4x4
 
Just like anyone else if they dont get in my way and follow the park rules I dont care. But if they dont follow the park rules I don't care if they are pro I am gonna tear them apart because it could get someone hurt.

 
hahahahahahahaha skogen jake that picture made me laff for like 5 minutes straight

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
I always find it funny how blind hatred can unite people... Hitler was really on to something. I want to make a ski movie where T-Hall puts on skiblades and kills it just so you all can shut the fuck up.

'Skiing is so sick... I don't even understand how cool it is.'
- Luke Waldo, after watching WSKI106
 
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