Ski2dominate

[lushlaxstr]

ski2dominate is a shit bag named carson shollheccoffthet. i think thats how you spell his last name, its german (thats right, not only is he a shit bag, but hes a nazi. i have seen him kill jews and take their jew gold to buy an audi) anyway, today i landed my first ever 360 and i go up to him and some other friends of mine and i was like, hey guys guess what! i just landed my first 3! im so happy! it was steezy! (joking around) and nazi boy is all up in my grill and is like, stop be arogant you stupid jew. and im like, im not a jew, and hes like, well your aragant like one. and im like no, and hes like, yes, and im all like no, and hes all like, yes. so i punched him in the face and broke his nose, and now im kicked off our schools freeride team and my ski pass was taken away. it was totally worth it. i think hes just mad that i had sex with his butterface ex-girlfriend.

 

[ski_me]

wow.

 

[Nicholas.]

1. you are gay and this isnt true

2. (if it is true) why are you on a jib team if you can only do 360s?

 

[lushlaxstr]

1. im not on the "jib" team anymore, i was kicked off

3. i was on it to learn.

7. your a dumb shit, jsut like nazi boy

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

1. the number of minutes i wasted reading this filth

 

[lushlaxstr]

you read slow, it only took me an angry 30 sec to type it

 

[killabees]

ok the two guys above me are both little ass wholes dont worry bout it. and also good for you for ur three and if that guys was being a dick you shoulda hit him

so good for you mang

 

[killabees]

hahahah holy shit i said ass wholes

my b my b. should be hole

 

[East.]

arent you a big tuff guy.

 

[pns513]

hahaha

i thought this was a funny story

 

[lushlaxstr]

thank you! i was very happy about my 3

 

[lushlaxstr]

im really happy about my 3 because this is my first year skiing

 

[seemeski]

Travis you're retarded. If you actually did get kicked off of HUFT that sucks. If not stop making shit up. Did you really break Carson's nose?! That's funny.

 

[soulskier]

if you wouldnt have pointed it out, noone would have noticed

 

[mothaeast]

I don't mean to rag, but I think that anybody that counts 1,2,7 does not deserve to be on any teams.

 

[lushlaxstr]

i didnt, stupid, i counted 1, 3, 7

 

[killabees]

everyones getting analy owned in this thread

 

[errrka]

haha, this is funny. but anyways at least its at the end of the seaon. so you dont miss much. good job on the 3 by the way.

 

[BurgRider]

how are you on a free ride team if u cant do a three and why would u admit to having sex with an ugly girl

 

[lushlaxstr]

i was on the team to learn, i already said that, and she had a nice body, just her face was sketch

 

[HavocKillah]

fuck all yall

 

[ECGove]

JV jib team?

 

[mothaeast]

oh touche, now i realize you can't even string 2 numbers in order, and now i realize you are much smarter than i originally guessed.

 

[almostaskier]

all i can say, im glad my balls dropped, cos then i was all like wow, and they were all like dude you suck, and i was all like screw this, and they were all like owned and stuff those nazi boys.

 

[SpankyAnalWhore]

god, just grow up. people are people, you dont have to like them. but slandering them is just cowardice

 

[lushlaxstr]

cowardice? cowards dont need dice because they dont gamble....because they are cowards

 

[SpankyAnalWhore]

expand your vocabulary hun

 

[vermontsteez]

lol yeah becuase hes like " ummm no,uh yeah you are, no im not ...." 8 times.

 

[Corkster]

how old are you because by your post i would say about 12

 

[lushlaxstr]

ill be 18 in july

 

[chapz]

first 360 and 18 years old. sheesh. and man, no offense but like i believe youre that age, but grow up. the way you talk and write, its childish.

 

[lushlaxstr]

again this is my first year skiing

 

[Sholte]

this is the dumbest thread ever

 

[lushlaxstr]

oh?
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/286890/