SKI THIEVES IN A$PEN HIS NAME, IS SAM

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Thecriscokid

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So I followed a kid the other day how was running away with my EP PROS... He works at Gorsuch in Aspen and his name is SAM. Don't be cool to this kid he is a thieving bastard...
 
Good story, could use more detail though. Stealing peoples skis is soo gay, its all about stealing cheeseburgers though, cant believe stowe chargers like 7 bux. Speaking of Stowe, watch out for your skis and boards there, thieving high schoolers got their february break.
 
My 2 buddies went skiing (first time of the season) They split they're skis and put them at opposite ends and went in for a few mins. Came out and the Invaders and brand new Ar6's were gone.
 
Here it goes.

I'm walking from the back of my store to the front after changing and one of the girls says "are those you skis out front?" "yeah why" "cause someone's running off with them" So I run up different set of stairs and see one of the guys next door who saw it go down and say, Is that Keith? He says I think so?? and I start running after him at about half speed and follow the only guy in the gondola plaza running. Still thinking maybe it is Keith? Looks like him. but I just skied with him and he's not wearing that, no way. so I storm into Gorsuch ski shop and look around, then into the back where the punk is in the back just starting to scarf down lunch. I say "what the @&%# are you doing with my skis!" He's all , with this, I just smoked some really cheap hemp..."what skis??" I say give me my damn skis" AAAHH, "there my friend Taylor's from Aspen Square, I'm aaa just picking them up for him" "where are they!" and I start looking around. he looks in the direction where they are and I grab them and storm off. Later I call the manager from the shop who I know and lay it on him the I call the cops. Kicking the shit out did cross my mind, but so did my sinus surgery that I had 4 days earlier. Anyway the kid left the poles behind so... not doing his buddy any favors picking up his skis and leaving his poles behind. Its been a couple days and I haven't herd from the cop yet, who wanted me to press charges. Bottom line is. If the kid can't produce the exact same skis that his friend "has" (by the way, they are the only EP Pros I've seen in town) I'll let the cops have there way. It's the typical, walk across the street and steal your neighbors skis.

Thats it for now. I'll update when I know more
 
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