Ski theft-bullshit

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A friend of mine just had his brand new 182 troublemakers with Look ZRS comp bindings stolen off the deck at killington. I dunno why im posting this really, but i mean c'mon. Ski theft is bullshit. Who is a big enough bitch to steal a pair of skis someone had to bust their ass to afford.

If anyone knows about this (doubtful), lemme know. He will personally pay 50 bucks to track these down.

People that steal shit from mtns are spineless fuckers

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yeah for real thats dick. im all for swiping candy here and their cuz u need food to survive and i think all food should be free, but skis comeon u dont NEED skis to live.

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yea, thats fucking gay. luckily ive never had my shit stolen.

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all the more reason to invest in a lock, unfortunately.

I always hear about skis getting stolen from K, Sunday, and an Examiners skis were stolen from a PSIA event I was at in Jiminy (he had been in the building no more than 5 minutes).

I also heard that Hunter, NY is really bad for equiptment getting stolen too.

The shitty part of skiing - those that think stealing equiptment is ok.

 
I wish that I could cath someone in the act of stealing my skis just so I could break their fuckin skull apart.

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pay a QUARTER to lock your skis up, most mountains offer this. buy a lock yourself. or dont put your skis on the rack as a pair. spread them out. nobody is gonna look for the other ski with one ski in their hand, it looks too sketchy. the fact is there are bitches out there who steal so you gotta protect your hard earned (or mooched) shit.

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yeah, i get this feeling that hunter could be really bad for shit being stolen

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i went to killington last year on one of the first days.... right when i got there, i put brand new poles down against the wall... stepped away for like 5 minutes, looked back and they were gone... horseshit... it must be cursed or something lol

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hopefully karma will even things out, like making that fucker bite the curb and sending a ski boot to the back of his skull.

 
^ouch, that might be a bit harsh, but I also try to get/make my equiptment unique in some way. I had Exel aerofoil poles, and some little bastard I work with stole em for a race, found the poles in the rack and waited for the little motherfucker. Ended up being a punk-ass 15 y/o employee, who decided to ''borrow'' my poles

 
yea.. ive a few pairs of poles stolen from me too one time i had gotten new scott carbon fiber poles for christmas and i leaned them against the rack to get my friend from the shop and i came back out and they were gone

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About 5 years ago, some asshole stole my brandnew X Scream Series from the lobby of the hotel where I fucking worked! I was so pissed. Earning £200 a month (I dunno, about 300 bucks US I guess??) its sucks so much to have your skis taken.

 
yeah, im extra careful with my skis this year, i dont let them leave my person.. I take them everywhere with me. But, if your going to leave them, at least try to get a lock.. That sucks so bad about the skis.. Sorry man.

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seriously if you dont lock your shit up at killy its as good as gone. theres so many filthy joeys there that will take your shit in a heartbeat

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if u have PE's... this may be the year to use a lock, tho its so fuckin stupid to steal skis, godd!

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Seperate your shit when you go in the lodge. Most people aren't gonna steal one ski.

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Are they the new Belanger pro? I'm guessing not many people have them by now.

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i actually NEED skis to live.

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sounds like all the ski theifs live at killy! I bet there are tons of skis (stolen) for sale on ebay from killington peeps...

-Jason
 
go to home depot and buy the 'New York Chain' and lock. Its a bike lock you cant hacksaw through. In a test in Maxim magazine, it took 45 seconds to cut it with a plasma torch!!! If somebody steals your skis, they REALLY want them. It costs $30.

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

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plus you can wear it around your neck for the gangsta bling factor.

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

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Yeah i was at the big k this weekend I seperated my skis and sat by the window by the deck. It pisses me off that I have to watch my skis because some asshole might steal them.

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One day I wanna put my skis in plain sight on a rack. Sit nearby, but out of the way, wait for some fucker to take them, run the fuck after them and start beating the shit out of them.

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Why don't mountains hire a couple guys to do just that? Stick a couple pairs of brand new skis on the racks, have guys nearby, out of sight, watching them, and then arrest them? Nobody's gonna steal skis after the first couple guys get nabbed.

 
thats a good idea. i never thought of that. yeah i'venever had skis tolen cause all the skis i've are peices of shit but i'm getting new ones this week so i'm buying a lock or something for them

 
do what i do... just bring all of your stuff into the lodge/dining area, etc.

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do what i do... just bring all of your stuff into the lodge/dining area, etc.

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^at my mtn they kick you out. My local that is, never tried it at whistler cause i just go to the cabin.

 
I got my fucken debit card and money stolen today out of my wallet. The wallet fell out when I was skking and it was returned minus the card and money. I hope carma fucks them in the ass hard!!!! cause now i have no money!

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'

skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'

Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'

skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'

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That tells you how fucked up this world is.... sports like skiing and snowboarding are supposed to be true and honest... fucken bullshit

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stealing skis is fucking bad karma and is the worst thing you could possibly do, the only people that would do such a thing would have to be a non-skier.. or someone that is just fucked.. kill ski thieves!!

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yo if you were smart then you would lock your skis and not leave them onthe deck\.learn yourlesson? if i saw those skis just sitting there i would take them to.

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^you're a prick then. people work hard for their shit then little bitches like you go and steal it. i hope you get cut off and slam into a tree

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I think i saw some one take skis at the river early this year cause the guy was looking around a lot then walked off with the skis. not sure though

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Stealing skis, snowboards, bikes, skateboards, etc, is super uncool. If you find that fucker, kill him. Do not beat him down, do not scare him, just kill him. He(or she) is a worthless sack of shit that needs to die, as he's of no use to society whatsoever. And after you're done killing him, string his carcass up on top of the entrance to the lodge with a sign reading:'Warning, we kill ski thieves'. Problem solved.

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man, im afraid of my 4frnts getting stolen, especially since i ski in CO, lots of people/tourists.

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Hahahaha my god, jib this gives another good deterrent: get a corpse (somehow...there must be some way to get corpses) and string it up outside the lodge with that sign on it... 'We kill ski thieves'... I bet that'd be really effective it was a real corpse. Question is getting a corpse. You'd only ever need one, cause even if it decomposed, tahtd just make it more ominous. I like this idea.

 
i like duncans idea. we should have a newschoolers beat down where we leave out a new pair of skis and wait for joey baggadonuts to try to walk off with them. then we can all just jump his ass and kick him in the throat with yo boots !SUCKAZ!

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Yes,

The world is so fucked up because people steal skis.

Dont worry, your parents will buy you new shit. And if you worked so hard for them, why would you leave them sitting in east bumfuck by themselves??

 
i like the idea of watching your skis and waiting for some fucker to take em

if i saw the guy take my skis i would run after the mother fucker(i would of to have my boots off of course) tackle him or she then i mighttake the handle of my ski pole that the worthless fuck tried to take and slam it into the sluts face. hopefully breaking his nose or jaw. then if ski patrol has not pulled me off the cunt yet i would start scalp the shit out of his fucking head . if that dont work i might drag the fucking hoar into the lodge put on my ski boots or boot and smash the fuck out of the guys shins.hahaha SUCKER!! then if i still have not been taken down by ski patrol or cops i wouldtry to rip off the motherfucking bitch's nose with my bear fucking hands. now this may seem harsh but let me assure you if an event such as ski theft actualy happened i would do much worse. i cannot exspress my anger enough on the damn computer. i have had skis stolen and it is the worst thing in the fucking world. worse then raging coke heads stealing youur fucking newborn. fuck with my skis and you will be pissin through your stomach for years if you lucky. remember when marcellusblew that guys twig and berries off with a 12 gauge in pulp fiction?

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two years ago me and my cousin had all of our CD's stolen out of my car I had about 450 and he had about 200. it was the shitts because i NEVER leave them in my car we were just heading over th pass to olyimpia and decided to stop in for 2 hours. there was a eye whitness with a licence# and the cops didn't do shit.

 
ya, i am gonna try that leaving my skis out and waiting for someone to take them...i am still really afraid that someone is gonna take my MSPs. if i see someone, i will seriously grab a pole and stab that bastard with it. or just whack him in the nuts...desperate circumstances call for desperate measures

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how are you supposed to lock skis with a bike lock? webster says: 'a ski is not a bike, blah did dee blah oink oink'

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