The wind makes it hard to light sometimes and everyone behind you knows you are smoking. hustling in the woods is the way to go. Still I laughed
There is always ones in the no boundery runs type ski resorts. Places like Bromont, St-Anne and Blue mountain, patrol will constantly monitor the area; so there is no point. They are also small resorts so its easy to patrol.
Step 1. Go hiking in summer and walk deep into woods off trail. Go really deep because in the winter it is different and you can see into the woods usually.
Step 2. Build fort
Step 3. Wait for snow, ski to fort, roll a fat jibba and shred the day away.