Ski Slang...

one that i haven't heard anybody else use is "mob"

we use mob like this:

mob: to kinda jib over a pillow of powder on a tree or something
 
what's wrong with yard sale?

what about pow slashin' ?

I've always used it like when there's a little stash of pow on the side of a tracked out trail and you carve into it and it flies all over.
 
Yard Sale - complete destruction upon impact.

and most currently to our group

PANTS - yelled loudly as if saying fuck.

 
at my mountain we have funny ways of saying stuff.

1.simon dumont: if you over clear the landing and land too far its called a simon dumont ( from what happened in teddy bear crisis) ex. dude that kid just completely dumon'd the landing.... ouch

2. T-hall: we use it when someone lands on the knuckle of the landing ( like when tanner broke his ankles at chads gap) ex. ahh dude i just T-Hall'd

3.coping: meaning knuckle ( meaning begining of the landing)

4:mini shred: a crazy good kid

5. touriste: someone who goes in the park even though they have no buisness being there

6.swat: the patrollers

theres probably a bunch more im forgeting but thats enough for now
 


1.

Alaskan Corn Dog



When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

 
haha fuck yes

i dont even remember how you started that... but i was really baked and it was awesome

another good one is

munch - to crash really hard or hit your face on something

"that guy just munched off that cliff"

or

"fuck that gayper just munched on that rail"
 
joey gap- gap between helmet and goggles

target practice- hitting a cliff that has lots of bomb holes to dodge

shralp the gnar- usually a sarcastic term meaning lets go ski some pow
 
wrong.

Geoff = the schralper in the park that every other kid stops to watch (example= "dang dude, did you see that Geoff in Jonesys stomping switch true tail cork tens")

Others:

Burley- large (burley cliff)

Haggard- sketchy / bumpy (haggard in-run)

Over-shoot- too much speed on a table

Lace- stomp (he laced that cork 3)

Greybird- foggy day

Thugmo's- Emo-thugs (tight pants, gold chains)

Fug-rats- fake thug park rats

Nut (v.)- (he switch 180-to nutted that down-flat-down)

Pencil-jerk- stand up, non-fluent spin motion (he pencil-jerked that 3 hard core)

Deep- end of the transition (she landed deep on that 7)

Guinea pig- first one to test a kicker (That Geoff guinea pigged all three hits this morning)

Biter- dude who copies the trick another guy just threw

Gaper-stickers- a sticker on your skis of a ski brand other than the one they are stuck to

Vader- kid in all black outer-wear

Poach- duck the out of bounds ropes (we poached around tiger-tail all day)

Abort- puss-out last second before jump or rail

Tech (adj.)- he may not have thrown any 10's, but his x-games run was super tech

Clown- clashing rainbow outerwear

 
steeze=style stomped=landed very well ski=ski

for me and friends.......getting dollar-taco-night'd on a rail means dying hard
 
seeing as im from baltimore here are just a few

did you eat - jeet

ambulance- amblance

sink-zink

wash-warsh

water-wooder

teeth-toof

washington- warshington
 
Yeti - Someone who doesn't know how to ski and goes down the hill with their jacket open and arms spread out. Bonus if they're wearing jeans
 
houston handbag = the act of carrying ones skis by looping a pole strap around each end of the skis. the gaper holds the poles and the skis are held up by the polestraps. commonly seen by texans vacationing in colorado
 
Melucius a word in wich any use means something good for example dude thats melucius or you look melucius. The melucius sign is made by putting your middle and ring finger together and having your your pointer and pink outward and then putting your hand down so that you could see your palm it should look like a m or a upside down w.
 
you forgot these

woody: underrotated backflip to knuckle to injury.

grant: skip the first jump to get speed for the second one then disapear in the landing of the first jump and only pop back up later because you fell
 
ahhhhhhhhhh i hate them. and it is there turn to go because they have been waiting for like 5 minutes but when you look at them they say something like "go for it" or "i'm waiting for my friend."
 
haha yeah if my dad says a sentence that has "wooder" in it ill piss him off by going on and on about how i have no idea what the hell wooder is but ive heard of water
 
Eat shit

Gaper tuck = tucking down the hill looking like a retard

Nancy Greener = the little kids in the Nancy Greene program

Bob Saget = Fuck!
 
ahahaha

Most chads like to sport the tribal arm tattoo, this can be seen in the chalet at lunch time, or when chad needs a "break", while in actual fact his feet are cold
 
to the dudes who said safety meeting: ive herd that the term was started by some skateboarder who would use that line at comps n what not when there was lots of kidies around to not be a bad influence. just what i herd, zero credibility.

out of that though comes:

SAFE=baked

"dude im not feeling so safe anymore, i think we need to have another safety meeting"

"fuckin eh dude, safety first"
 
Pencil steeze- stiffy spins (pencil steeze 3)

my personal fave:

ASIAN INVASION!- Christmas break, presidents weekend, you know the drill they show up in hordes. whats funniest is how they bring like 10 family members half of which sit in the lodge and take up all the tables :P
 
Dank/Rad Sauce- awesome/insane

Weak Sauce- Lame

Hut- break

Yard Sale- Everyone knows it

Over the handle bars/Superman/dive- Self explanatory

Grease- Land something clean

Case- Bad fall

The Gap/ Gaper Gap/ Tourist gap- the gap between goggles and helmet

Glorious- Landing something big

Knuckle- almost clearing the table

Nut- nutting

 
Denim Dan - guys wearing denim of any sort, be it jeans, a jacket, or both.

Texas Tuck - the tuck with the poles shooting up out of you armpits like lightning bolts or radio antennas, usually propagated by texans up for presidents day weekend.

Whitewash - When you hockey stop in front of gapers sitting in the middle of runs to spray them with snow
 
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