Ski Slang...

we refer to 40 year old jean skiers from Long Island as Joeys. They love to ride Mt. Snow, and other southern vt mountains.
 
Grease/Clean-To complete a rail.

Biff-To fall

Dead Sailor-To go over a jump completely straight legged, often associated with noobishness

Superman-To double eject and then proceed to fly forward and slide on the snow stomach down.
 
probably! I realized that the other day. I was on the lift wondering why they always have Oakleys with my friends and then I was like oooooh shit! they make asian fit! that's fuckin why!

it was crazy at the time.
 
Riding dirty: Skiing backward at unsafe speeds.

Pimp Poppin: Showing up to someone's mountain to school them

Bricklayer: Hard working skier who throws down day in and day out.
 
campers- stupid kids who sit at the top of the park and watch everyone but never hit anything.
 
yea i was so fucking pissed off when we went ot Snow and there were peop-le in jeans. i thought we only had them in CT
 
yea i dont have any names i can think of but i hate those fuckin asians tht go skiiin cuz they dont know how to speak english and they dont kno how to stop
 
rapers- racers+gapers, racers who ride twintips when they're not racing, but suck at park.

preachers- church groups, usually riding rentals, occasionally ask you about God on the lift.
 
hardcoradification - rad to the max

extreme - extreme

sick to the gnar - sick to the gnar

shralpinate - to do something sweet

gaypz, gayper, gayper gap, barnies --- gaypers

ILLn Gmax sick - cool

Gfunkalicious

lsuper gnar to the max

maxification

radification

Tizzle - tight

 
sperm glazed

glazed

glazer

"Shes a glazer"

"Her body was slammin, lips all glazed..."

A assumed hot girl that is so covered up because of the cold weather that her only body feature of her hotness is... her lips.

They look like they were built for bj's slutty lipstick or smothered with shiny glazy chapstick.

You literally sprout wood, looking at her lips while she talks.

Girl must be a 7 or higher on the hotness scale to be called glazed.

Or doesnt speak english is a plus.

So many ways to say this... but in our crew everyone knew what you ment.

Basically its like " i dont know if she is hot under all that clothing, but a bj would be epic probably."

Derogatory - saying it to your friend, who put on wayyyyy to much chapstick.. or worse.. vaseline.

"Hey hammer, your lips are spermglazed."
 
"Check out the turtle."

turtle

Not really a slow skier, but the way he initially turns his skis..his neck is constantly coming up and out forward farther and farther...like a turtle coming out of his shell.
 
puppy kisses - high altitude beer exchanging

kfed (the original, circa '06) - ride on 5050 to slide 270

BOLTS - landing so perfect, you blow all minds

flying squirrel - tindy truckdriver

matthew broderick - on-rail daffies

edge control - kyle dezi surface switchups

chief - dweeb

chiefin - dweebin

chief off - go dweeb somewhere else

skiierman - gonna nut in yo grill

boy haircut - skiierwoman

fuck it - fuck it
 
thats funny about people calling each other joey. because me and my friends hang out with this kid some times named joey, who's the complete oppistite of steeze, so if some ones wearing like a tight jacket or something skiing there a joey.
 
one of my buddies likes to say "sickums mcnasty," for any good conditions. as in "man, it was sickums mcnasty out there today"
 
gaper gap = the gap between the goggle and helmet

texas tuck = gaper tuck, bent over, hands in the crotch, poles angled out, and a slight snowplow despite the effort to go straight and gain speed
 
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