Ski Slang...

flatlander08

flatlander08

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some regions got their own slang... most is international.

so lets hear your slang terms... with definitions... 1,2,4, go!

 
Summer Teeth: Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!

 
rippers- little kids who go skiing for the first time and go in the park catching sweet air off the side of jumps

usage:

HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THAT RIPPER PWNING!
 
old as fuck but came back big in my crew:

Shack-wackled-the-dill : messing up on a rail.... the really bad way.

'I shack-wackled-my dill on that rail over there on saturday."

 
Shred

Schralp

Rul

they all mean the same thing it means to ski the slopes really hard and look good.

Dude that guy is shreding that line
 
Nicky Newark

" Yea there were some fuckin Nicky Newarks on the moguls earlier."

skiers on the eastcoast know this one.

Nicky Newarks are these tough guys who come out to the mountains from NYC, Manhattan, Central Jersey, etc. and think they can ski anything... their skills are very weak... but no one has the balls to say anything about it or complain because there are usually 20 of them or more from a bus trip.

recognizeable marks: rental equipment, Tommy Hilfiger Ski Jacket or "Triple Goose Down" from ChinaTown,NYC blackmarket. gold chains, and hair gel. the words "yahoo" as a mating call to their fag friends.

avoid.
 
does anyone notice that every single person who wear a coat with no hood and then a hoody under the coat but the hood comes up over the coat as if it were the hood of the coat sucks so much
 
groms-little shredders

gapers-need i say more?

knuckle-land on the knuckle of the jump

stomp-land cleanly
 
cuz anyone who doesnt suck wouldnt buy a jacket without a hood

wong - any chinese person in a one piece suit which there seems to be alot of, a guy who works at the store is named glen wong and he showed up for work one day in a 1 piece snow suit and didnt take it off all day, so now we make fun of people who look like him
 
i know this is a tad bit racist but why are there sooooo many chinese people who go skiing but never seem to be able to ski?
 
or SPORE(S)

stupid people on rental equipment..... because lets face it, usually theres rental boots and poles in that package as well.
 
Geek gap- the gap that some pple have between the top of their goggles and the bottom of their helmet. soooo gay if they are older than 7
 
are you trying to say all asians look a like man? Are you saying i look Chinese?

but if they really are chinese, yeah there are a lot that suck, i know a few that are good, But lets face it, there are more people in the industry that suck then those that are good. There just trying it out,
 
kamikazes - crazy japanese tourists that are bad and take pictures of their daughters shredding the bunny hill.

warrior - short for weekend warrior, the bad people that just come up on a saturday every once in a while, but believe they are the next shaun white or some shit.
 
all the chinese and japanese people I see when I ski are decked out in expensive clothes, oakleys and everything but most aren't that good. I swear they buy that stuff in bulk then go on a trip together.
 
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