SKI SEASON'S STARTING IN UTAH!!!!1 Turn green, fuckers.

the ac in my house is broken so its like 90 degrees in here right now. you cant imagine how jealous this thread is making me
 
This thread will give you the worst Karma of all time. I bet you'll be shreddin pow on sept 23. i bet you will clip some scree underneath and compound fracture your femur too. And to all the Utah haters, sure you get more snow, but after December it's nasty wet and sticky, so come to

Crested Butte for the light and dry, and you will truly have your ass handed to you.
 
Holy fucking shit are you kidding me? if it does open I know where I am gong but somehow I am calling bull shit and I live here.
 
Word. Today it was 80! Yeah, so stop trying to be so cool with all your snow! Cause yeah, its hot here!

I need to move away from here :(
 
one resort destorys all of those combined it name is called snowbird/alta so go ski vails flat gay bowls t-rides and crested buttes low snow and silvertons one lift and then come ski the LCC and compare for there....
 
i skied about 30 feet of verticle here at big sky 2 nights ago. got a couple runs in. 'bout 2 inches of pow. pretty sick.
 
bonafide fact for all you non-believers. I took this pic on saturday.

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time for some faceshots.
 
i have skied crested butte, and I have skied utah. Utah absolutely butt fucks colorado in the ass,

with the exception of perhaps silverton, which i have never been to, but i hear rocks.

colorado is for suckers who think it's the best. that and trustifarians that go to boulder. die.
 
thats a fucking joke. colorado is a fucking joke. you are completely out of your element.

have you skied in the spring in utah? you fucking joke.

p.s. greatest snow on earth, fucker.
 
utah may get a few more inches of snow, but colorados snow is ten times lighter and better pow skiing

and yes most resorts in utah have great backcounrty, but siverton kicks there ass, as well as crestted butte

and keystone and break hands down win for parks,

but it is sweet you guys are opening so eraly

have fun shreading pow pow
 
who wants to ski blower snow anyhow? fuck that shit, it offers no cushion for going huge and you ski right through it on the hard pack beneath unless you get 2 ft of the shit. and we all know that utah is famous for getting 8-10 ft. in a weekend, not colorado. 8 inches of 12% goes alot further than 16 in. of 4%. fuck colorado, you can have it.
 
If this turns out ture i will be so fucking happy. I was up on saturday but didnt think they would open so soon i cant wait.
 
I can't believe you guys are believe this! 30+ inches at the top of Utah resorts??? keep dreaming. I skied yesterday at the top of Guardsmans pass and even a little of jupiter bowl of PCMR. There was 8 inches at most at the top, just barely enough to make a few shitty turns and say I skied in September. afterwards I went down to brighton, people were skiing the rails there, but there was barely enough snow left to slide on by the end of the day... Look at the weather report, it's already warming up. Sorry, but this was just a teaser my freinds
 
anyone who says co snow is better than utah's is a fucking fool. seriously, its lighter and we get a hell of alot more of it.
 
oh ok what was i thinking, that pic totally proves that im wrong. oh wait.. i can find pics like that for any mountain, hell probably even for alot of east coast mountains.
 
Funny how you mention Buttfucking in the ass considering your webpage in your profile is reliableracing.com you faggot racing ass licking queer. Stay in Utah, jerk off to Mormon Homos. We will keep the light snow to ourselves. We don't think it's the best, we know it is mother fucker
 
why do people in colorado think the snow is lighter?? is it denial??? and all of those resorts you idiots list are hours and hours and hours apart. while in utah the resorts all fit in the paramaters of washington dc. but keep that a secret.

stay in colorado, dont go to utah. fine by me, and the people in utah shouldnt argue that utah is better because the more people who know its the best in the world the more chairs you have to share. so from today on i will never be a utah advocate again.
 
^yeh we got mormons but you got rich little "hippy" kids who think there hipies in their suvs. at least mormons shower fag
 
actually i believe there was a statistic that slc is only 20% mormon, so its not too bad. oh and i guess there is one trustafarian that snuck to utah, anjelica.

 
Bode Miller is a racer. He's a big time racer. I bet he gets a lot of pussy for being a queer. I'd rather be ski-racing pussy hound than the pipe-resin-smoking parkrat faggot that you are.

Also, you talked about how karma was going to come and break my leg for what I said about Brighton. Isn't karma going to break your leg for saying that I was going to get hurt? Isn't that bad karma? Please explain, as I don't know the ins and outs of karma, and I don't believe in that stupid bullshit anyway.
 
Everyone knows they don't open milly at the beginning at the season, as mentioned before it will open when the whole resort is open in October. And Early season = core shots regardless. It's science.
 
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