Ski season "thing"

My ski season "thing" is raging on skiers. GOD WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE, DOES EVERYBODY IN COLORADO SKI!? %&#@
 
I like to push the human body to its limit and set myself up for future cardiac arrest by keeping a close 1:1 energy drinks to hours slept last night ratio, with a 2:1 if I slept under 4 hours.
 
i grow out my hair, wear the same snowpants ive had for the past 3 years, piss of the girlfriend by never being around, rarely shave you know the usual
 
So I'm growing my hair out all ski season, I honestly don't want to but my friends bet me money. So I'm thinking about dreadin it when it's long enough... Idk tho I don't want to scream I smoke weed or anything
 
get corn rows and post it on newschoolers. It will be fucking hilarious. If i can do that i will definitely do that just because i fucking can.
 
I like to go to the tanning salon and lay in the tanning bed with my goggles on for the maximum goggle tan.
 
Not to sound self righteous or anything but I don't really see the point of getting drunk and skiing seems like you would just be worse and it would be less fun. Can someone explain

 
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