SKI RESORT FIGHT STORIES

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LBkid33

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Post your fight(s) you've had with kids on the mountain, in the parking lot or wherever else you have gotten in fights at...and if you have a video, that would be even better.
 
well my school has a ski trip every friday where you get on a bus and go up the resort with whoever signs up and come home at 1030.

Anyway, a ton of kids from where im from go up friday. like half the resort is kids i know. All the freestyle skiers chill together and whatnot. We got bored one night of the setup at our park so we found this kid with a huge ass puffy jacket. So we gave him the name marshmellow. We decided to follow marshmellow around the resort the rest of the night. If he ate, we ate. If he took a bunny trail, we took a buny trail etc. While we were stalking him, all of us (about 20 kids) were screaming marshmellow and making fun of the kid. So later on in the night, marshmellow called his crew and they came and were skiing with him. so it was basically him and his crew, vs me and mine (about 20 kids for both). we were all talking shit back and forth and we did the same thing to another one of his freidns becasue he was wearing a blaze orange hat. his name was orange hat. So marshmellow and orange hat were stasrting to get pissed so they stopped and tried to pick a fight with us and they set up a time and place to meet. so we met at this place and everyone was kinda standin talkin shit so my bro gets bored and calles marshmellow out. marshmellow pussies out and runs away. everyone but orange hat ditched him. so marshmellow and orange hat are skiing as fast as they can and 20 kids are chasing them. i push marshmellow down and he falls and he gets upo and pushes me and i push him and punch him in the face. he throws a punch and misses and the next think i know this kid in our crew comes flying outta no where full speed and levels marshmellow. marshmellow is laying there and gets up and skis away slowly. by that tume it was getting close to the busses leaving to go back home. so everyone is in the lodge getting undressed and marshmellow and his crew are there and my crew is there right next to eachother. everyone starts talking shit and pushing and shoving but no punches were thrown. we get kicked out and leave.

and thats my story.
 
ha ^ I don't think you need to post yours because I'm sure a lot of kids that find this will find it through your thread but your fight sounded tight as shit and its cool that all your crew didn't hesitate to throw down right next to you either
 
oh boy do i have a great story for you...

so i was at my local ski hill and i was with one friend of mine, just me and him skiing on the mountain. and then we were on the lift and someone yelled at us because they liked our skis but we thought they said they want to lick our anus's. and we didnt like that. so we told them to stay there and they did. then when we were going down the mountain hill we thought of something so cool for us to do so we flew and i mean flew by them and yelled idiot in their faces. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY TALL AND PROBABLY LIKE 50 YEARS OLDER THAN US. then they followed us down the mounty. at the bottom we got on the lift and so did them and we were scared because it looked like one of the guys was a little mad, so we yelled your dumb at them and they almost jumped over the chairs and killed our faces. but at the top of the lifty we jumped off the loading dock and flew and i mean flew away from them down the park. then we stopped to session the 20 foot tall rainbow-flat-down-flat-C rail. and we were there sitting and talking about what we can do on it then these guys come by and we get scared and they hit the rail and fall off so we laugh then they go down to the lift and then we sit there some more and then they are on the lift and then they throw a snowball at my friendy friend and it hits him in the noggin and then we yell at them and then they yell back naughty words and then they come down here to us and say they have a bunch of friends that want to kill us but we dont want to die because we are only like 12 years old so if they kill us it wont be very cool so we say ok we will fight your friends, then we laugh and ski to the lodge and sneak into the bathroom and then go poopy poo and then come back out and the guys are running around looking for us so we dug a snowcave in a snowdrift and load our guns with huge bullets and then we throw snowballs at them because we dont want to kill the idiot head just warn them that what they are doing might get them hurt because my fathey daddy is head of the mafia so then we get them with snow and then sneak into the woods and run like 30 miles to my house and then at night we see a bunch of cars outside my house and they are all looking at us so then we go to bed and in the morning my mommy mom says do you want to go to the ski mountain hill and we says hells yes i love that place.. thats my story of a fight i got into at my ski resorts hill. i almost died soo many times but the older bigger guys really got what was coming to them

 
thats a dick move. the kids did nothing to offend you and you were just bored so you harrass them? i strongly dislike people like you.
 
hey dont make fun of me mister i hate it and i dont want to die in a hole when i die i will be buried in a hole but i wont be dieing in a hole
 
one time when i were skiing my local hill this 6 year old kid go off side of rail i were sesasoning i says what de wtf and he said "your a meany weeny" so i chace him and punch him in de face and luckly i had new skis on and forgot so file my edges so i runover him and cut him then he says "i gtg go" so i saids ok then he cum back donw the hit the side o de jump again an then hit de fun box and he fell off it and it were 15 feet high so then he head fell off and de ski patrol were like what de wtf

but yeah so i win de fight
 
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i won the fight though so its ok that i wrote alot because i could have written about this one time when i was eating pasta on the chairlift and then i poured it on some punk emo kids head and they head exploded because the pasta was so hot and thats why i poured it on him becuase it melted the bowl and then the bowl fell and covered his friends head and made him run into a tree and then everyone was like "STFU BRB LMGGTSP AND GTG OMG WHAT THE WTF and then we yelled and laughed and skied off into the sunset when the sheriff of linderhoff was chasing us but we stopped pooped on his windshield and then popped his tires and then got away and got into a rocket ship and flew to the moon and i could do a lot of tricks because i never left the ground but then we went back down to earth and faught a bunch of kids because they were annoying so then we went home and haha we ate some pasta when we went home isnt that ironic. ttyl cuzzzz
 
One time I was hitting the park late in the afternoon, decided to make one more run and call it a day (always the last run right?) well I took it pretty easy, and as I'm landing off the last jump, i run into a boarder that was just SITTING ON THE LANDING. I hit only his board, but started ragdolling. I finally came to a stop, and as i'm heading back up the hill to get my skis I hear him LAUGHING. I was fucking furious, and stomped up the hill at him. This guy was probably like 35-40, and at the time i was only 16. he stood up all "what're you gonna do about it"-like. As I said, i was livid and just shoved the guy down as hard as I could and gave him a good shot in the stomach while screaming somehting like "you stupid fucking prick, next time i hope i land on your head and fucking kill you!" then i clipped in and left. he didn't fight back, which surprised me. I can't think of a time i've been angrier than that. sitting on a landing is just fucking stupid.
 
haha thats such a great idea if you got into a fight on the skihill, just deck someone going real fast hahaha thats hilarious
 
amen brotha I totally agree with you. dont be an asshole like that. ruins the atmosphere at the mountain.
 
I wasnt going to respond, but I have to say that this is the GAYEST FUCKING THREAD EVER. You guys are fucking gay, why would you fight at a skipark? And why would you pick on someone for no reason? You suck.
 
there was a good one at lkeystone this weekend where a skier got flipped upside down by a border and his skis did like a helicopter
 
ok, this is great.

so this really little freshmen at my school talks shit so much, and i hate him, i have always wanted to beat the shit out of him.

So me and this one kid(pace), who is kind of my friend but we arent that close, we get in an argument cause he was talking shit about my skiing, when he cant even do a 3 off of anything, and only 180 off little baby jumps, so i am starting to get pissed off and im like pace,

shut up u can hardly make it down the hill, and he is like so what skiing is gay and snowboarding is tight, i come back with the " ya snowboarding is so tight" and then that little fucking freshmen i hate chimes in with, "ya, skiing is pretty gay" i was so pissed off not just cause he was saying skiing sucks but because it wasnt his arguement, i was already mad, and i hate the kid.

so i walk over and grab the kid by the back of the head and start slamming his face into the table, then i punch him in the side of the face and start beating on the back of his head so his face hits the table too, 2 of his friends came running up and one punched me in the face and then started hitting me in the stomach, so i started punching this kid in the face while pushing the other one back by the face.

its funny cause im 5'9ish and weigh like 170 and while i was getting the second two kids, 2 of my friends who are like 6'2'' 200lb were trying to pull me off

then another time some little kid was talking shit on skiing while we are on the lift, and i was getting him pretty good with the things i said so he was getting so pissed. we got off the chair and he strapped in and was like, "u talk alot of crap but can u back it up, hit that rail" so i grease the rail and then he tries it and falls off half way, then im like man u suck seems u cant back ur shit up, he is like "what, are u gonna hit a 12 yr old" im 16 so i just laughed in his face and pushed him over one hand and skied off

 
the first kid was small but his friends werent, and then at the mountain. first i didnt know the kid was little till we got off the lift, and i didnt even do anything to him, i just pushed him
 
some guys got in a fight last weekend in the parking lot. we were waiting in this long ass line to get out, and this SUV just passes the whole line and heads up to where to lines converge. we were at this point about to merge in and they came up expecting us to let them in. but i held tight to the car in front and didnt let em in. the guys behind us werent having that shit either, so they stayed tight to me in the back. one guy in the car trying to pass everyone and merge in, got out and tried to stand in front of their car so that his car could pull into the line. as soon as e got in front the guy floored it at the guy standing there and hit him with the car, and he fell to the ground. so everyone in both cars got out and started talking shit to eachother. two guys got into a boxing match and the one from the car behind me that was actually waiting in line fucked up the dude from the other car. so they all got back into their car, backed up, drove around the guy that got hit buy the car and headed off. leaving the 2 out of the 3 guys from the line cutting car crying on the ground. it was pretty sick.
 
if you fight at the mountain, you dont belong there.

if you intentionally pick fights at the mountain, i hope you die, miserable and alone in some run down retirement home where your kids threw you cuz they were tired of your shit.

there are exceptions to the first rule...such as douche in landing...
 
ha im not supporting picking on kids at all and your saying that if some kid just rolled up and wanted to fight you you would say lets go somewhere else? not talkin shit but you sometimes can't help where shit goes down
 
theirs been a few fights at my mountain some bitches where fighting and everyone just watched even the patrol. but i agree talkin shit at mountains or whatever is pretty lame only time i ever talk shit is when thoes faggot ass boarders that have their "blind side" cut me off i was skiing switch and some old ass snowboarder bitch came over and ran over my tails and she almost ate shit right infront of me so i proceeded to tell her some shit and she got the point
 
and one time i shit on the ski patrol cabin and they got mad at me so i farted in the tent and then i skied away and made them a sandwich and put bologna in it instead of ham and they got angry mad and i laughed and then left the mountain hill
 
One time I was extremely angry because I was watching my friends jump, WAAYYY to the side of the run, and as they were finishing I was barely starting to head back down the hill from my spot (straight, not like I was traversing across the run) and I hear this shriek and the next thing I know this girl on a snowboard smacks me in the back hard because she couldn't stop and was out of control, freaking out, and caused me to fall pretty hard, I rolled to the side and she slid down a little ways. She kept looking up and asking if I was okay and I just gritted my teeth, looked at her, and said I was fine, thanks, and she was all pissed because she said she was sorry. I just skied off. No point in fighting, would have obstructed the path of righteousness to more runs.
 
If someone disrespects your crew you have to back it up. As long as your not the one starting it and the fights aren't 20 on 2 its down. If you just let shit heads walk all over you it's impossible to get respect. and that's the word
 
i hate it my crew is really big but only like 2 of them would fight with me if we got into a brawl so its gay cause i have like 10 ppl it pisses me off
 
i 2 brothers get in a fight with like 6 snowboarders. the 2 brothers proceded to kick the shit of the snowboarders. one of the snowboarders hit the ground then he was kicked in the face with a ski boot. it was really bloody and the kid got his jaw broken really bad, he was okd for liek 10 min.
 
I've never seen a fight at a resort but one time at a hill by my house that we set up rails and some small jumps at, some kid threw a snowball at a mexican riding his sled down, the guy was like 30 and the kid that threw it was like 17. So the mexican guy came up and wanted to fight and the other kid just pushed him and he slid like 3 feet down the hill and walked away. Thats my story. Pretty lame but stupid shit happens.
 
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