Ski related pick up lines?

[ScubaSteveFather]

Anyone have any good ones?

only one i've heard is:

I'll nose slide your box if you lip slide my rail

 

[El_Barto.]

Ayo bitch....heres my dick

 

[MEDSKI.]

AY BBY WANT SUM FUK?

 

[SFB]

hey girl can i ski ski my peepee into your veve

 

[KaneDog]

 

[errrka]

works.... every time

 

[Petey.]

Ay gurl, mind if i lipslide into your closeout?

 

[first_rodeo]

i passed the blunt

 

[djdillwill]

Tele skiing pickup line: Wanna go back to my place and drop a knee?

 

[Phil-X-]

Bby i got 5 tips 4 u.

 

[McLS]

im afraid you'll melt all the snow if we fuck here...be nice to the skiers and lets get hot in at my place...

If you want to get dumped it should work.

 

[Miclovin]

Can I disaster you?

 

[theabortionator]

I'm a reckless skier I guess, I prefer the feeling I get of doing it without protection. Some say I'm too much of a hot dogger but really I just like to keep it raw. Hopefully you'll let me show you my bag of tricks on your box gap. The tricks are just the start because to me it's all about that afterbang.

 

[Static]

it's nose press you stupid motherfucker

 

[.AR6rider.]

Helllloooo, miss lady. I fancy myself a tranny finder. Do you, by chance, have a penis?

 

[shane.t]

lost

 

[newnewschool]

I have two poles when I ski, and two poles in real life.

 

[Afronaut]

HAhahaahahha i'm gonna try this one