ski rage

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beer.

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everybodys probably experienced it. getting yelled and cursed at, or doing the same to someone else while skiing. its like road rage, a lot of times you know that you might never see the person again, especially while on vacation, and you're highly mobile too. whats the worst instance of skiing-related rage you've ever experienced?

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
when im going down at the jump and someone comes behind something and cuts me off....i follwo them and they get cursed out up the takeoff...im just trailing this person and screaming at them

hazel
 
i was at this other mountain in my area, and i was heading up a rail which i just hiked back up to hit. So i'm going down and this 40ish New Yorker going right up on the lip, putting huge dents in it, then looks down the rail and goes 'fucking stupid kids don't even ski anymore, they just do this stupid shit.' then he see me coming straight for the rail and he says 'what the fuck are you doing you idiot, i'm right here.' i come up to him and spray him for standing on the lip and he gets off his skis because he wants to fight me. so i duck under a punch, grab his skis and toss them on the pond, the ice breaks and they sink, then i leave, he doens't see me again. hahahahahahahaha. stupid fucking new yorker.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i know this goes the other way but a friend of mine (chick, really chill) was snowboarding and this little girl(4yr old skier) cuts her off. she tries to stop but cant fast enough and slightly taps the rear of the girls boots who then falls ontop of her. the little girl was fine and even laughed. her dad skis over in his jeans and cowboy hat and starts punching my friend in the face over and over i blast over and ram him in his side, i check my friend and her face was bleeding from all over the place especially eye and mouth. a ski patroller who saw what happened held down the girls father who was brought down to the patrol house and then taken down to the station for assault and battery.

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
ski patrol makes me mad to the point where i start yelling and getting in their faces like GM's in baseball, I start kicking and spitting.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
^^thats brutal man. My firend and I were just going down the mountain nice and easy when he accidentally cuts off some kid. Then his dad calls my friend and I 'Fucking dumbass''. So we diside to follow him around for about 1/2 hour and yell shit to him.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
^^^Your friend should have ducked, like i did.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
she was on the ground with the girl on top of her

shes suing the mother fucker, beautiful face nows got scars and broken nose

shes getting them fixed with the money from the settlement

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
^^thats brutal man. My firend and I were just going down the mountain nice and easy when he accidentally cuts off some kid. Then his dad calls my friend and I 'Fucking dumbass''. So we diside to follow him around for about 1/2 hour and yell shit to him.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
i was hittin this rail, and this dude on a rental board snakes me. we're both on the rail, so i fall off. then i yell 'fuck you you fucking piss of shit!' he then says 'fuck you, why don't you learn to ski'. this just makes me so pissed so i follow him down the hill and start bitching at him. we were about to fight, then ski patrol comes and breaks us up.

another time, i was a single, so i go up to the front of the line. i cut passed this guy on skiblades and he starts bitching at me. I say 'im a single, im allowed to go to the front', and i get on the lift. when i get to the top, he says i almost knocked over his daughter, even though the guy was in between me and his daughter. i tell him that and he says 'well, you ran over my skis!' i say 'those aren't even skis! i would run over you if i ran over your skis' he says 'and you call those skis?' im like 'uh, yea...'. he takes off his gloves and starts walking towards me, and everyone at the top of the park tells him to get the fuck out of there.

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man there's this midget that goes to my school and whenever we party he always gets tossed.. then he gets grumpy - hoodratz
 
that is great. heres a story of some well-deserved ski rage. its kinda long

me and my friends were skiing backwards down this easy really long trail just for fun. at the end its almost flat, so two of my friends start tucking. my one friend thinks its a race and is tucking with his head between his legs so basically he cant see anything...not smart. i was further on ahead so i didnt see what happened, but my other friends all saw it. he was tucking, completely blind to whats ahead of him, and this other skier, a middle aged guy whos a real beginner, stops in the middle of the trail. my friend runs RIGHT INTO HIM, his head hits the guy right in the ass. the guy gets thrown, both of them lose their skis. my friends a big guy, but he was going really slow.

i was at the bottom of the run after this, i had no idea what the hell had happened. but the guy is hurt, hes cursing his head off, his son is screaming 'call the fucking ambulance.' my friends try to help as much as they can but the guy is pissed and repays their help by calling them all fucking idiots.

we all wait in the ski patrol HQ, the guys son was there. he was about 17, and also the worlds biggest douchebag. i mean he had a right to be upset, but he took things way too far. we knew the guy was gonna be ok because he wasnt hit that hard, but his son thought he was dead or something and was raising hell despite his family telling him to shut up. i told him his dad was gonna be ok, he said 'do you know who that is in there? thats my dad!' i think he saw too many movies.

my friend was taken to the hospital with a 'mild concussion' that was probably more stress than injury related. he says he had 3 hours of amnesia, or shall i say a case of bullshit-itis. i guess he had to act somewhat hurt otherwise he'd be completely blamed. he still cant live the incident down. the guy had a good right to be pissed, i would have been too.

smokin weed flippin keys makin crazy gs
 
I usually only experience ski rage with hic skiboarders who suck anus at life. There too afriad to fight tho, theyre like, yo foo wanna fight, come over here, and when you do, there like, waita sec, Im hungry, my mammas callin, BUT ILL BE BACK, and then you see them later and all they do is give you the middle finger and speed down the hill as fast as possible, and then cause your on skis you overtake them, and they go up the chairlift. Then its like over. Atleast in my experience.

C-Man
 
this one time me and some friendswere on a trail and we go to hit a table with a little girl on top... she was on the right i think so we all hit the left side. then we go off to the side to wait for everyone and the parent started bitching at us for almost hitting his daughter so we told him not let let his daughter play on top of the damn jumps. i think thats how it went at leat

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i was going into the lodge at my mountain and i still had my helmet on so i couldn't hear to well. anyway it was crowded and i was walking toward my friends and this guy taps me on the shoulder and goes 'what are you, some kind of dick head?' i'm just at a loss of words here because this isn't really what i'd expect from a 40yr old ski instructor. so i go 'umm, what' and he says 'you almost fucking knocked over my kid' so i said sorry and he says 'don't be such a smart ass'. by now i'm really annoyed so i just walk away and he follows me and goes 'i will pull you're fucking pass.' i said nothing and just looked at him right in the eyes. he flinches and walks away.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
ski rage only comes when some fag kid cuts me off or some1 in the cafeteria(sp) moves all my stuff and takes my seat which is total bull

ok
 
I get it all the time because where i normally ski a lot of people like to go there who don't ski much and they all go in the park with their little kids who don't ralize its a bad idea to weave in and out of the park. One time i hit the big air at spirit and about 5 boarders were sitting on the landing just chillin. I landed right before them and trashed two of their boards but they manged to get out of the way.

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
at stevens pass the fastest way into the park is to take the lift next to it and drop down some steep runs and straight line into the park and if you really tuck it you can make it without having to hike / push so one day i look for a clear opening and yell DROPING and go for it. when i get to the park some ass hole 40 year old snowboarder starts yelling about me cutting him off and dragging my poles to spray him and alsmot cause hm to hit a tree. so i try to be nice and apologize and i try to explain to him that it was my twin tips (PEs) thatkick up the snow not me dragging my poles cuz i know damn well i don't drag my fuckin poles and he just starts fuckin going off yelling and telling me to go fuck myself someone above on the lift yells down to the guy 'chill the fuck out ass hole!' so he starts yelling at the guy on lift so i just split and said fuck this

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
my friend got in a pushing/hitting match with this old guy... while going, he eventually pushed him down a cliff i think

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
 
one time...i was standing under a lift waiting to hit something up a rail or a jump or something and this kid whos on the lift was kicking the snow off his skis...but one of his skis came off and hit me in the head so i bitched him out from the ground and then took his ski and threw it in the woods.

another time i was stading in the lift line and this 35 year old man was standing in front of me with his daughter and he was cleaning the snow off her and fixing her jacked and her goggles and everything imagninable, holdin up the line and i was like yo, if your gonna do all that move out of the way so the line can keep moving.....he's like my daughter comes first....i was like fuck that....and went in front of him...then he was like you have a bad mouth....i was like fuck off...and then after the next run he was waiting for me at the bottom and was like if you use that language again ill have you reported to the authorites i was like ok asshole and skied off.

'Ski Patrol has no problem with us being here, as long as they dont know about it!'- Chris Colins
 
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