ski racing?

Racing actually isn't that bad...some really hot men wear really tight spandex. And I've shagged quite a few hotties in the back of their team van. Plus this year my mountain gave me a free season pass for sucking the most racer cock in the history of the club. And racers have helped with my flexibility and technique for new sexual positions, so its easier for me to bend in special ways. And they have also helped with pleasuring myself, like by bringing home a few gates for me.

 
bullshit mad_trixx its not as easy as it may look to you.

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
I found my school team was a good way to get to other resorts and not have to pay for a lift ticket. But I did race for a bunch of years till I decided that trees and powder are better than anything else. But I still race in a pair of Rip Curl pants and shin guards, and a pair of 1080's and I am still better than half of the kids. Not saying that racing isn't hard but I bet you could work out a deal w/your coach so that you could only race at the Mtns. w/shitty parks or if there is a pow day you can just go ski.

If you use your 'IMAGINATION' anything is possible squidward.
 
skiercross is the future of ski racing

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
racing gets your ass mucsles nice and loose so you can take it up the ass better.

and there are much funner ways to improve your big mountain skiing, such as SKIING BIG MOUNTAIN INSTEAD OF SKIING AN ICY BITCH RUN ALL DAY LONG.

instead of being a pussy and telling me how racing makes you a better big mountain skier, why dont you go ski big mountain? or are your panties too tight?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
well im only racing 4 days a week after skool (not missing any powder days) which isnt bad at all, im gunna race in my twins and im not gunnna wear spandex.

 
k2skeepimp are you a fucking moron? of course racing helps you be a better big mountain skier. racing makes you a better skier overall not just on ice. I could ski how i ski on a race course in steep pow and kick your ass. you haqve no idea what your are talking about so shut the fuck up

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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
never said it didnt, just saying that instead of gate dodging all day long to improve your big mountain skiing, you could actually go ski big mountain and not look like a fag.

and do i really care if you can ski faster than me?? i can carve down anything with more style and technique than you could ever dream of having.

speed aint everything bobbo. style, control, and technique are where its at, and that's why racing is gay, and all you homos are wasting your time

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
well considering that style, control, and technique are what we spend a lot of time training on you are very mistaken. I think racers actually spend most of our time working on that rather than speed. AND i know my team spends at least half the day not racing but skiing big mountain and park just to better our all mountain skills

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
Racing? Hmm, never heard of it. does it have something to do with skiing??!!

Skiing isn't racing down a friggin' hill to beat the person in front of you by .001 seconds. That is not skiing. Skiing is enjoying the pow,skiing moguls, hiking for huge hits, and hitting the park. Why would anyone want to race?

 
ppl who talk shit about something, usually can't do it. There is nothing wrong with racing, its just different. And also, moguls is 50% racing, and about 90% or newschool skiing came from moguls. So if u bitch about racing suckin, just remember, without it you wouldn't have ure scratches, and 1080's, and any other twin tip(mogul skis about 20 years ago were almost twin-twipped)

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
I bet the ones saying racing is gay look like mama walrus's belly sliding down mogul feilds... ...Or do they even try to go down them?

 
90%? i dont think so. I think 90% of newschool came from snowboarding

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To all of you that says racing is gay:

I would like to see you guys skiing a downhill course in 120 Km\H, when it`s fucking cold and the slope id icy as hell!

Skiing is funny, unntill you reach that point were you realise: 'I suck'
 
yea i race but all i like is downhill at 80 mph, and all you pricks who think racin is gay can suck my balls cuz i can do pretty much any trick there is sept for the super crazy stuff, and i dont pay shit for my skis or any of my travel so you dudes can go waste your money on one pair of skis and some boots while i got 8 pair of skis and 2 freeriders, maybe il give you one if you show me up in the park.

 
ski racing rocks... so does freestyle... racing is so mauch fun and I don't know what I would do without it. You get to travel everywhere and see hot chicks in spandex. And for those of you who say its easy give it a try, the competition in my region is crazy and super competitive; I would porbably burn most of u guys and girls but where I come from I suck cause all the best canadian racers come from my area... it's different but awsome

 
listen to you two, you both come on here and tell me how you could kick my ass at skiing, that's why i hate you homos, you all think you're hott shit

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
fuck you dumbass... we get all the chicks plus wee know how to ski... I bet your actual skiing style sucks ass... and I could still burn you anyday... try it before u bash it

 
and i bet you take it up the ass from your brother

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
hey try it then talk shit... have u ever raced before intensly it rocks and u go down so fast...

Hey I will quote my friend ' Skiing is skiing its just different ways of getting down the hill.' this should explain everything

 
i have tried it you faggot, but i didint like the way it got my buttchecks all loose, so i quit.

actually i just thought it was boring

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i race its fun because its skiing and any skiing is cool. there are so many jibbers out there that cant ski. I beleave that racing (in wisconsin and the rest of the midwest) will set the new standards for style. Because so many kids here do nothing but sit in the park all day and cant ski for shit. IF YOU CANT SKI THE WHOLE MOUNTIAN THEN WHY NOT CALL YOURSELF A BOADER WITH 2 BOARDS UNDER YOUR FEET. BECAUSE THAT ALL YOU ARE.

 
Hi aslo have to race for my school, and these wear I have the Baccalaureat( french examen the enter in colleges), and I have to do a race.

 
yeah, guys, as much as racing really does suck (i raced for about seven years, stopped last year) i would have to say that it really does help you imrpove your technique and a lot of other stuff that you need for jibbing-- likewise, jibbing helps you for racing... dont hate on it just because most of the people are cocksuckers.

~*You have no idea what it's like to be me

I'm not saying that I do

I just wish that something was different

so hide your indifference away*~
 
I'll have to agree with K2Skipimp. I race but that doesn't mean I'm better than everybody else here. Some of you cats talk way too much shit. That's why races get the respect (or lack of) that we do.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
powder99 - so what, maybe you racers are 'better skiers' than those of us that don't race.

But fuck off. This is a freestyle website.

Freestyle. We aren't comparing who can ski ice better, I doubt anyone here gives a shit.

I respect the disciplines racers learn, but skipimp has it right.

Most of you guys let it get to your head and think you are the big shit.

Take your loose asses elsewhere.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
A MEN brotha!

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