Ski Quotes

MadSteezin

MadSteezin

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I searched for this and go one crappy thread. What are some good skiing quotes. They can be funny, dirty or said by a pro.
 
i love skiing backwards, in case you havent noticed

^probably my favorite quote of all time in general
 
OUT COLD!!!!!! hahah that movie dominates.

yeah well it doesnt really allow my dice to roll down there, and when i say dice i mean testicales. speaking of testicales let me get a beer.

"if i could change skiing, i would make it exactly the way it was before snowboarding." -Glen Plake
 
"You put on your boots, click into

your bindings, dust the snow off

your skis, and head out for the

chair, and it doesn't matter

that you failed a test, didn't

get the girl, or that your life is

on a one way trip down the shitter,

your world is right for the next

couple of hours!"

 
good quote and it is so true. I remember in 8th grade i tried my first backflip after i failed a test.
 
 
i was gonna do that, but as i was copying and pasting i missed a seahawks tough down, and that made me mad so i aborted the mission and decided to let it be.
 
“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”-some bitch i've never heard of.
 
I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with late'. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. So we had to go!
 
lol.

'theyre all just mad cause they know im the best skiier in the world.'

(after punching the bar manager in the face)

 
search for warren miller

and

"Nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear, and that you can overcome."

-Seth Morrison
 
dont drink crystal no more just pour it on white bitchs' heads....

yeah as said above search warren miller quotes on google or something, there are a couple sick ones
 
theres a fine line between good old fashioned fun and total lunacy, but its buried under 30 feet of snow and we cant find it- some ad for some mountain out west
 
this is in somebodys sig by eddie izzard:

"If you have never seen an elephant ski, you have probably never done acid."

not to much about skiing but I like it
 
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