Ski Poles suck

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I tend to go through about 3 pair of poles a year, always breaking them. How many pair do you break? Do you guys have any recommedations? Are there any poles that have a warranty?

 
dont suck at skiing.

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CJ, if you would ever actually be skiing, you would break poles too. Instead you haven’t a life. You spend your time hacking your way into the donators forum.

 
you can suck my ski pole

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steal ski school poles you ghetto bitch

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CARBON, or fiberglass if you're super ghetto cheap. They'll bend a shitload before they break, but when they do break, watch the fuck out for the shrapnel.

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I have had the same pair for the last 4 years. I have only broken 1 pair ever. What the hell are you doing to break 3 sets per year????

 
I stick to the cheapass Scott poles, they are really easy to bend back if they go wonky

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Roussel- I hope you are being sarcastic.

As for breaking poles- just get a pair of rental poles- they are practically indestructable, as well as cheap (if not free) I've had a pair of Crested Butte rental poles for 4 seasons now.

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yeah I landed on my pole last yar leaving it bent in the shape of my ass. I just bent it back and continued to use it. But stealing poles from the mountain ski rental place has said to be redicously easy here.

-Pat
 
well i dont really recommend skiing, but if you look around, theres usually a shitload of poles out by the dumpster at big resorts. Usually you can find a decent pair in there, or find a pair that you could fix up and just need new tips/baskets or something like that. I got graphite poles from there, and then bought tip/baskets for 6 bucks....Graphites for 6 dollars, not too shabby.

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i break maybe one pole per year you just need to learn how ski man and not fall on your hips.

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I got a pair of composite Goode poles for $20, pretty nice, very flexy

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barnyski03: you fucking dumbass, why would you say something like that, I've skiied with him and he's really good, for example backflips, 720's 540's 360 grabs and so on, don't talk to anyone if you don't know them, people like me, might know something you are talking to, e.g. CJ

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

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carbon fiber. evntually you will have enough poles to mix and match

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mine never break just bend. The got lots of bends in them now and they are missing half the paint. It's style that way. If the break....which they shouldn't....duct tape baby...ohh yeah

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Goode makes some real good composite poles. They don't break...and learning how to ski would probably help too. if you're constantly falling on your poles and breaking them...that's not something I would post on the internet...you could have just asked where to get some poles that don't break. you're shooting yourself in the foot

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i break at least 5 poles per year, i just take rental poles or if i'm driving on trash day and sombodies throwin em away, i grab those.

'what are you a mountainier, hes gat ropes and shit hangin off him'
 
I've got a shitty pair of Scott poles (20 bucks) that are scratched and beat to hell. I've gotten two years out of them and hope for at least two more. 5 bucks a year isn't bad for how much use they get. Keep your busted poles as trophies, but make sure there is a good story behind them. Go big or go home

 
mine were too big and theyd stick in the ground and itd make me punch myself in the face

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Yeah, not sucking helps. just got some goode carbons--25 bucks--haven't used them yet, they seem flexable as hell. Do the extra vibrations on pole plants annoy anyone? I used to break poles all the time, but it was allways stupid shit like closelineing friends in the woods.

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barnyski03: hmm maybe I should, every time I try I eat shit, by the way, I'm honest, I don't lie like other people on this site, I could always say that I can DO DSPIN 7 OR 720MUTE but that's not me,

Matt

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...

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I break poles by stepping on them when landing, or by eating shit and landing on them. I am surprised more of you dont break your poles.

As to not sucking... you have to try new shit to get better. And when you try to push your limits, you are going to eat shit eventually.

 
i broke a pair of rossi poles i bent them when i landed on the deck of the pipe and fell on em

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mine area really bent, but i never land on them or step on them. you need to learn pole control

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I've broken three pairs of aluminum poles. Now my carbon fiber, fiberglass, composite, or whatever they're made out of Kerma poles have lasted three years now. I still have 2 pairs of aluminum poles for backups though.

 
how do you step on them when you land???

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i used to break poles alot, and now, when i know im going to eat shit i just throw my poles, it looks hilarious but i dont break em, and i dont land on em.... true story

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i've got some leki carbon poles and they're sick, 2 year warranty on them no questions asked. the only draw back is taht they're 150 bucks

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Good way not to break poles: Be flat broke. It's amazing the lengths I'll go to not to fuck up my poles when I know I can't afford to replace them.

 
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