Ski Pickup Lines

[whoa-dere]

Quote for moble

 

[johnnyBuz]

Don't ask me why, but if a girl responds favorably to it it means she is DTF. It might be a northeast thing but chicks know what's up when you ask them that.

It's also my go-to line on Tinder. Works like a charm.

 

[JTTrembles]

You must be a ski because I want to ride you...

Dammit

 

[whoa-dere]

Hahaha

 

[BBurt]

Excuse me miss you need to get off the mountain, you're melting all the snow.

 

[act.resist]

 

[whoa-dere]

 

[Dwight_Schrute]

I did this once... broke my collarbone, its karma

Can I jib your butt with my penis?

 

[FERG0]

Ha!

 

[.Rybak.]

reminds me of this

 

[.frenchy]

I heard this usually works.

 

[Trowbruhdge]

Bringing this thread back because It is too funny.

"Have you thought about posting your next season edit on Pornhub? Because I can be all the features"

 

[Mingg]

I match with an Ns'er on tinder and his first message was priceless.

"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt?"

 

[Deepskier]

I match with an Ns'er on tinder and his first message was priceless.

"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt?"

What your answer, mingg-e?

 

[Mingg]

What your answer, mingg-e?

Yes.

Duh, lol.