Ski Pickup Lines

[ThatMNkid]

hey all im headin out west next week and im lookin to pick up some snowbunnies on the lift, so i need some good skiing pickup lines.... or if your a high school chick lookin for a crazy guy and is going to be in whitefish in the next few weeks hit me up ;P

 

[Malcolm]

Put a Monster sticker on your helmet and tell them you're pro

 

[clive_bixby]

Threads

 

[whoa-dere]

are you a lifty? cuz you sure are lifting me up hurrr hurrrrrrrrrr

 

[Olimar]

Hi, pretty great conditions today.

 

[EricaMN.]

its snowing

 

[Mr.Huck]

I'll nose butter your box if you lip slide my rail.

 

[DaRealDroBoi]

Lick a girls helmet on the lift...they love that.

or show off by skiing shirtles.....this only works if you have a sexy bod

 

[steezburgereddie]

Yes

 

[JWeinstock]

how are the conditions today?

 

[whoa-dere]

why would you ask that if you're right there

 

[FLBP]

Mr. Huck to the rescue

 

[most_mint]

Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight..

(; (make sure you wink.)

 

[Mr.Huck]

This is the best one I have heard in forever.

 

[stupendous-man]

so much quality

 

[^henski^]

Single?

 

[DeRizzo]

haha

 

[7springsprod]

No no no.

Its: "I see you were in the singles line there."

 

[Bonzalo]

You know that 7 inches of fresh we got this morning?...guess how I measured it

 

[JAHpow]

Sit between two snowbunnies.

Proceed to ask them how many shoulders they have.

Then count their shoulders starting with the closest and end with your arms around both bunnies.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Situational: Girl falls and hurts her leg. You ski up and say, "you should probably elevate that ... on my shoulder".

 

[James.May]

 

[SkiFreshPow]

Hey are they doing avalanche control? Because I definitely see a bombshell.

booyah

 

[northeast]

I don't think they use shells for avy control, but I'm basing that on my zero real knowledge of avy control.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Ay gurl, are you a DFD? Cuz we bout to get kinky! Or the more coy and indirect approach of: I would like to have sexual intercourse with you please.

 

[*ninja*]

cool coat do your underwear match it? haha idk

 

[dompuch]

Pretty funny, threads for later

 

[Rolfe]

 

[johnnyBuz]

How many push-ups can you do?

 

[introvert]

wait. what?

 

[simuhn]

"I couldn't help but notice you too are in the singles line..."

yeah I know its a repeat. its good. and has yet to work. got told I was a creep last time. fucking some girls have no appreciation for boldness

 

[Mr.Huck]

I told this one to the guys on my freestyle team a few years back. They were going to try it out, but it never worked out.

So some of the mountain photo chicks were pretty hot. You get off the lift and they come up to you and say "Picture"? So when that happened, one of my guys was going to say, "sure, can I have a few of you naked"?

 

[act.resist]

Are you really gonna ever use any of these anyways?

 

[MilaKunis]

Is the snow soft? Cause I'm not

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

Hey babe wanna hand drag my round bar?

 

[Mr.Huck]

I had a girl use this on me.

I was skiing with friends and this random chick tagged along with us. I thought I was going to have to coach that day and left my civies at home, so I had to borrow some gear from a friend. He's a pretty big guy and the stuff, especially the ski pants were huge on me. I was definitely going for the serious baggy look that day.

Riding up the lift with the random chick, I made a comment that the pants were so big that two of me could fit in them. The girl says "well, you can get into my pants anytime you want." I looked over at her and she says, "...seriously". She was definitely smokin, and I was pretty much floored.

Here's where NS is going to crap all over me. I told her "thanks, but my wife and kids would probably be bummed". Thankfully I did all of my pillaging prior to marriage. No interest in throwing it all away, regardless of how good the pickup line is. Truth.

 

[Bonzalo]

I can confirm I was baggy pants.

 

[ChuckTesta]

they use a combo of howitzers and bundles of dynamite, depends on where you are though

 

[YouAllSuck]

This sir is what I would consider quality

 

[Mr.Huck]

Do you mind if I put down the restraining bar?

 

[Laurent.]

I have an official Red Bull beanie, it does the job, very well.

 

[ThatMNkid]

@butterslut... of course I am!!!

 

[Jane6]

Ay gurl r u a beaver cuz dam. Not skiing related though. I just felt like posting it.

 

[Chunter]

"Have a good run!"

Thanks you too!

 

[RimJobber]

I must be a snowflake, because I just fell for you.

 

[saxon]

relevant? unless they've all been said

 

[Laurent.]

Implying Connery needs a pick-up line, your mere presence is already enough to make bitches soaking wet.

 

[RimJobber]

That was my pick up line as RimJobber, now I just look at them and I'm getting dome.

 

[.Elli.]

hahahahaha, so much win

 

[Blurst]

coem to the rape den.

 

[theblackrod]

truth. good choice Mr.Huck. not worth an STD from a dirty tramp on the lift.