Ski Pants

FIRST POST! yesssssssss now im a REAL NS'r

what color u lookin for? or just say the color of ur jacket and its make, and we can do the matchin
 
many choices. i got the siver pivotal pants cuz i like that style. oakley makes some cool as shit too, i like the bright colors. grenade makes cool clothing too. lots of options, depends on ur style.
 
ahh ns, the only place where straight kids will act like they wanna be interior designers, and noone thinks twice. im not makin fun, we all do it, its just funny.
 
the billabong pilot pants are sweet. i picked up a brown pair for free this weekend. normally $110 oh yeah gotta love returns.
 
I religiously wear volcom pants. they are the strongest/most durable pant ive ever had. They feel like kevlar. Ive actually fallen and my ski edge ran along the edge of my pant and glove. i cut the shit outta my hand but it only fryed the material on my pants. get volcom
 
dude seriously if you cant pick out pants you like then why try at life? fucking walk away from the computer, grab keys off counter. get your wallet too. now open the door, shut the door after walking out and lock the shit. continue to walk outside until you make it to your car. pull the car key out and put into the hole and turn. this will unlock ur cardoor. now grab the handle and pull, opening the door for entry. now duck your head down as you sit in the drivers seat. pull the door shut and lock it also. next you need the car key again. stick it into the ignition on the steering wheel. turn a few times throught the clicks and then all the way for a sec, until you hear the engine started fully. then let off the key and it will go into a stationary position. no comes the tricky part.

grab the stick shift and put it into drive, D, and release the hand break. this can be done by pusing the small button on the end into the handle and releasing the brake. next keep your foot on the break until you are ready to be on your destination trip. release the brake pedel and begin to scope out the surroundings. if your clear, then g ahead and slightly begin to press on the gas pedel, the right pedel, and begin your decent. use the steering wheel to guide your car between the double yellow line and the white line. keeping the white line to your right and the double yellow off toy ou left in the middle of the road. use turn signals and hand motions if necesary. after arriving at your local ski shop. turn the key back towards you to shut the car off. make sure to put the car in park, P, before you get out. most cars wont let u turn the key unless its in park. pull the e-brake up and set to secure the car. now unlock the car door and pull on the handle to open the door. exit the car and shuit the door. put the key in the door hole and turn to the left ot lock all doors.

now, you need to move your legs to walk into the ski store. open the door ith your arm and enter the store. next you can browse the merchandise or ask for assistnance in getting some new pants. if you find something you like, go try it on and see if it fits. once you have found the pair you like, take up to the checkout counter and begin to check out. they will scan the bar code and get a price. the price will have tax added and that will be the final price you need to pay. go ahead and find your wallet now and grab some cash. or you can use plastic to pay for your new pants. hand the money to the cashier and he will give change in return. grab your bag and proceed to exit the store. you will need to tget your keys out now and find your car. put the keys into the hole and turn to the right to unlock the drivers door. pull on the handle to open the door and proceed to step inside. place your bag with pants in them off to the passengers seat. next take your key and place in the ignition and turn to start the car. look around and make sure you are clear for leaving and let off the hand break to begin moving. put the stick shift into drive, D, and begin to move. remember use turn signals and mirrors to navigate.

pull into your driveway and turn the key towards you ot shut the car off. now grab your bag and pull on the car handle to open the door. pull yourself out of the car and shut the door behind you. take your key and turn to the left in the hole to lock all doors in the car. next move your legs to get yourself back into the house. get your house key ready, you will need it to get in. slide intot he hole and turn to the opposite side as when you locked the door. pull the key out and open the door. now step in and shut the door behind you. lock the door for intruders trying to get into your house. walk into you room and cut the tags off your new pants. you can marvel at them as long as you want, becasue they are yours now.

and thats how you get ski pants
 
ya i dont think he would be able to drive that if he cant figure out how to even find ski pants.
 
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