our sport is so fucked up right now. skiers can't afford to make just
video segments, therefore we get movies with a bunch of mediocre
segments because the skiers in the film are spending most of their time
training to make skrilla from comps. this is the companies fault as
well, look at fucking salomon. pretty much every skier they sponsor is
a comp skier, they are basically saying that video segments don't
matter (to a certain extent). that is fucking b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t.
this
is the reason why a lot of amateur movie companies are making movies on
par with pro movies. they are spending a lot more time with the
athletes to show their true potential whereas a lot of pro movie
companies will only shoot certain athletes for a couple of days at a
park shoot in the spring (eg: level 1 keystone segments).
also
there should be some sort of unspoken rule that a movie cannot be
released until it is truely finished. a lot of skateboard films take 3
years to make and that is why the movie is amazing from start to finish.
film makers, here is the key to your success in making a movie that matters:
*hate warning*hate warning*hate warning*hate warning*hate warning*hate warning*
*if you are one of those: stop the hate, love love love kinda guys, GTFO*
1)
riders: either on the same team, or same crew...as simple as that. no,
sammy carlson does not ski with darren rhalves (fuck you if you quote
me on this and say they ski together on occasion, it's an example
pussy).
2) no park shoot segments: use the best of the shots
gotten at the park shoot so it's not just a lazy compilation of the
same footage over and over. (15 minute keystone montages? are you
serious?)
3) do not rush a movie: if the product doesn't feel
finished it's not. go film for an extra year or 2 to save the sport
from mediocre movies. (ready fire aim comes into my mind here, i
honestly don't give a fuck if you disagree)
4) no same tricking spots!!!: if someone has already slid the rail you are shooting in another movie, you MUST
up the trick that was done before you. it's one of the most important
rules that has never existed in skiing. (unless you guys don't want to
take steps ahead?)
5) legitimacy: shovel stairs, don't cut out
switch landings in powder, if a trick is ugly as fuck keep it the fuck
out of your movie.
6) small jumps onto handrails: this needed
it's own category because every fucking pro company disobeys this rule.
imagine seeing a picture of a skateboarder with a ramp jump onto a
handrail, the image in my head of that is roughly the same as the image
i get from picturing a pro skier handrail setup. hey kids, let's start
calling out the companies! (seriously though...it needs to be done)
oh ya, there are definitely more, but once people start
following those rules i think that companies will want to spend more
money on movie segment skiers and movie companies so our sport can
become legit. yay!